A/N: Bum bum buuuum! The return of smutfics begin now! Kay, so this probably gonna be my first smut that's gonna be more than 1 Chapter. -le gasp- Don't worry, you pervs. There'll be tons of graphic smut later. In fact, every chapter from now on will probably be just PWP. Cuz, y'know;that's why you're reading this, right?

So yeah, Percy, who was lucky enough with a nymph in my previous fic is now going to score with the Hunters of Artemis! BOO-YAH. What a lucky bastard. Maybe I'll even let Thalia in on the action, since she's hot (apparently).

For now, this is just the introduction. Enjoy!

Percy let out an exasperated sigh as he felt the hot water soak his aching muscles. Being the son of the water god, it made perfect sense that he had his own hot-tub. He traced the gash on his arm gingerly, as if it would re-open at any second.

Sparring with the Ares cabin had not gone well.

The young demigod stared at the ceiling, feeling the water placate the throbbing pain concentrated on the wound.

'Damn Clarisse.That bitch needs to get laid," he cursed, plotting his revenge for tomorrow's session. A miniature tidal wave? A mini-sized whirlpool? Perhaps he could even call good ol' dad for his trident. At this Percy laughed inwardly, not being able to imagine himself wielding a 30-ft long weapon. Conflicted between sending pegasi flying after the bastards, or filling their entire cabin with water, the Son of Poseidon began to close his eyes slowly…

…Only to have an arrow embed itself on a wall inches away from his face.

"What the fu-?" From behind him, hands bound his hands and feet. Thrashing and struggling, he shouted around him, "Who the hell are you- Mmmmf!" In a flash, his entire world was plunged into darkness.

A few hours later…

Percy's eyes opened his eyes with great difficulty, shaking off the dull ache on his forehead. His vision blurred, then cleared as he focused on two figures arguing in front of him. The muffled sounds emanating from their mouths became more comprehensible as his earing gradually improved.

"What the hell is he doing here?"

"Thalia, calm down."

"Calm down? You've brought- no, abducted a demigod from the none other than the very person who saved us in the last war."Her words were sharp and laced with venom as her glare bore through the other girl.

Suddenly feeling very self-conscious, the younger Hunter shuffled her feet nervously. "Thalia, just let me explain-"

"There's no need for explanation!" she exploded, fury in her eyes. "You broke into camp and bound my friend!"

"We had to catch him by surprise!"

"He's naked."

At this, Percy felt a cool draft billowing freely through his, well, everything. He shivered uncomfortably.

"You think Lady Artemis would stand by this? She's going to be furious once she finds out-"

"That a boy is among the Hunters?" A serene voice broke through the argument, immediately silencing Thalia and the Hunter, who obviously looked relieved at the presence of the Goddess. The two Hunters and the remaining ones who formed a circle around them bowed before Artemis.

"M'lady," they said reverently. The goddess glowed iridescently, pale moonlight radiating from every aspect of her body. Her eyes glowed as well, though this reflected not the power of the moon, but the godly power contained in her very essence. Artemis took on the appearance of a 16-year old girl, and walked with a grace that would make any princess burn with jealousy.

The goddess of the moon nodded curtly to her companions, then directed her attention at Percy. Her gaze was an odd combination of distaste, amusement, and grudging respect.

"Perseus Jackson. It is good to see you again, cousin." The goddess cast her gaze downwards, "Though I very much preferred you fully clothed."

Percy's face turned a deep shade of red as he moved to cover his lower regions, only to discover his hands bound behind him. The chair he sat on wobbled tremulously, almost tipping over in his attempt.

To make matters worse, the Hunters diverted their attention to him. Some, like Thalia, lowered their heads in sheer embarrassment while others giggled and cast sideways glances. Still others eyed him hungrily, as if he were their next prey. Percy gulped.

Choosing his words carefully, he addressed the goddess in front of him. "Lady Artemis, why am I here?" His voice sounded weak and vulnerable. The goddess smiled, not showing any signs of hearing him.

Percy coughed uncomfortably, causing her to snap back to reality. "Huh? What? Ah, yes. I am in need of your services, Percy Jackson. My Hunters and I are chasing a particularly tricky creature." She circled the boy, never taking his eyes off of him. "This creature travels not only by land, but by sea. I have tried asking Uncle Poseidon for help, but alas, to no avail." Something about the goddess' words sounded hollow, though Percy dare not mention it. Still, he had a feeling that he wasn't here to help the Hunters.

Well, not in any conventional method, anyway.

"So," she stood behind him, placing a delicate hand on his bare shoulder, "My warriors are in need of your, ah, services." The goddess stared back at her Hunters, who stood stoically in place.

She looked back at the confused teen, still dripping wet from his bath. "So," she smiled, "Are you up to the task?"

So there ya have it! Stay tuned for the next Chapter, where Percy meets his first Hunter and gets to know her... wild side.

~Lots of love and lolsauce.