Bum bum buuuuum.
And so, I have returneth.
So you can put away your pitchforks and your torches!
Yes, yes, I know. It has been YEARS since I've logged on and updated, and I want to tell you why!
Because I'm a bad author.
And I deserve to be punished. Sniff.
It's honestly been years since I've written about the marvelous Percy Jackson and his concubines.
I mean camp mates.
And I have to be honest, I've really lost interest in the story. There's nothing to captivate me about it anymore.
Your ideas are great, dear readers, but I just can't seem to find that… spark.
And so it hit me.
Why just squander this smuttiness on Percy Jackson alone?
Why limit it when there are BILLIONS of other smexy characters waiting to be smuttified!
And SO, dear readers, as atonement, send me the characters you want to see in their purest, most carnal forms!
Want Jacob to mount Bella like the bitch she is? Send it over!
Want Peta to show Katniss who's hunter and who's prey? Write it in!
Want Mako and Bolin to 'double team' Korra? You're only a click away!
And I'm sure at the end of these stories, there will be a lots of love and lolsauce spurting everywhere~