Kiss the Girl

A/N I just wanted to say happy holdidays to all! And sorry to Mr Danvers, I couldn't get your Christmas pressie done. But take this, please. You know, just imagine it really really really really dirty ;)

Love you, Dana :D

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl.

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you too
There's one way to ask her
It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

Shalalalala
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Ain't that sad
it's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

Nows your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she wont say a word
Until you kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

Shalalalala
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Ain't that sad
it's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl

Shalalalala
Don't be scared
You better be prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
(kiss the girl)
(oh, ohnoo..)
(kiss the girl, kiss the girl)
Lalalala, Lalalala
Go on and kiss the girl
Lalalala, Lalalala
Go on and kiss the girl

Shalalalala
My oh myyyyy
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Shalalalala
Ain't that sad
it's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl

Lalalala, Lalalala
(Go on and kiss the girl)
Go on and kiss that girl!
Lalalala, Lalalala
(Go on and kiss the girl)
Go on and kiss the girl
Kiss the girl
(Kiss the girl)
Go on and kiss the girl

There you see her Tony DiNozzo glanced up from his desk and smiled.
Sitting there across the way
He stared at the girl sitting across from him, waiting for her to look up and see him.
She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her
Ziva David, silent, but deadly. Tony always said that about her.
And you don't know why
Tony had been friends with her for years; he knew her better then she knew herself.
But you're dying to try
Secret feelings for her and been glued in his heart for a while now,
You wanna kiss the girl
but he'd never been able to act on them.

Yes, you want her Tony could read her like a book, and he knew she didn't feel the same.
Look at her, you know you do
But that didn't change a thing.
It's possible she wants you too
Maybe, just maybe, he had read wrong?
There's one way to ask her
Maybe their friendship WAS worth the risk, then
It don't take a word, not a single word
He got to his feet abruptly.
Go on and kiss the girl
Breathing hard, he walked around his desk.

Gibbs walked into the Bull Pen "McGee, DiNozzo, with me." Tony glanced at Ziva then followed his boss out the door.

My oh my "STUPID STUPID STUPID" Tony thought as he left.
Looks like the boy's too shy
Maybe it wasn't worth their friendship after all.
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Tony mentally slapped himself for being such a wimp. What kind of a NCIS Agent was he?
Ain't that sad
a crap NCIS Agent, that what he was. His father would shoot himself if he saw his son now.
It's such a shame
"BAD TONY BAD TONY BAD, BAD TONY."
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
He wanted to turn around but his feet wouldn't let him.
go on and kiss the girl "
DO IT DO IT DO IT"

A few days later Tony and Ziva were searching through an abandon warehouse.

Now's your moment Tony wanted to. He had to. They were alone. . nothing was stopping him.
Floating in a blue lagoon
The door was wide open. Do it . . . do it . . .
Boy, you better do it soon
It was nearly time to pack up.
No time will be better
Nearly time to go back home
She don't say a word
Ziva was oddly quiet, not speaking as she
And she won't say a word
Silence. . silence. .
Until you kiss the girl
Tony walked up to her, feet firm. NOW, he thought.

!
Sam flung out his arms, trying to help Ziva as both of them were forced backwards by the blast.

My oh my Sam stood in her hospital room several weeks later.
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ziva had been unconscious for five weeks now. Sam was terrified.
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
He sat on the foot of her bed, staring at Ziva's unconscious face. She looked like she was sleeping.
Ain't that sad it's such a shame
He wanted to slap himself for being such a wimp for so long.
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
He really did slap himself.

Don't be scared MAN UP, ANTHONY DINOZZO
You better be prepared
He licked his lips, looking at her.
Go on and kiss the girl
He had to. He needed to.

Don't stop now his ass, however, didn't seem to want to move. It was as though he was glued to the bed.
Don't try to hide it now
MOVE, DUMBASS
You wanna kiss the girl
He got up, walking over to her.
Go on and kiss the girl
DO IT
Go on and kiss the girl
DO IT
Go on and kiss the girl
DO IT

Looks like the boy's too shy He moved slowly towards her.
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
He eyed her "sleeping" face for a moment . . .
Ain't that sad
. . . leaned in . . .
it's such a shame
Tony could hear the fireworks as he pushed his lips against Ziva's
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl
He wondered how stupid he must look, kissing a sleeping women.

Go on and kiss that girl! He suddenly felt stupid, knowing Ziva would never know that this happen.
Go on and kiss the girl
Was he imagining it or was she kissing back?
Kiss the girl
She was, judging by the arms coiling around her neck.
Go on and kiss the girl
"I thought you were in a coma," Tony whispered. "I woke up." Ziva replied, kissing him, once more.

The door opened and McGee walked in, carrying a bouquet of flowers. He stopped dead, stared, then cleared his throat. "I'll just . . . leave these for you at the receptionist." He hurried off. Ziva and Tony smirked at each other and continued.