The Twelve Days of Christmas

(Labyrinth style)

By

PaisleyRose

Disclaimer

You know the drill…

Not mine,

Belongs to

Henson and company.

Theory of Relativity belongs

To Einstein.

Goblins and other mystical creatures

Belong to

The High King

I'm just the Goblin King's scribe

I don't get paid

I don't get…oops

End of silly disclaimer

If you want the legal jargon

You must visit the Goblin Legal Department…

*I wouldn't do that if I were you.*

I mean it, don't go there!

#*#

On the first day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
A goblin in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Eight
Medusa maids a-milking,
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Nine Vampire ladies dancing,
Eight
Medusa maids a-milking,
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Ten Troll lords a-leaping,
Nine Vampire ladies dancing,
Eight
Medusa maids a-milking,
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Eleven vipers piping,
Ten Troll lords a-leaping,
Nine Vampire ladies dancing,
Eight
Medusa maids a-milking,
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Goblin King sent to me
Twelve zombie drummers drumming,
Eleven vipers piping,
Ten Troll lords a-leaping,
Nine Vampire ladies dancing,
Eight
Medusa maids a-milking,
Seven sea-serpents a-swimming,
Six
Gargoyles a-laying,
Five golden Door knocking rings,
Four shrieking birds,
Three French hexs,
Two talking doors,
And a goblin in a pear tree!

That's it… I'm telling your father you're picking on me!