A/N: Well, here's some more! For Lizsername cuz she had a rough day yesterday!
Hope you enjoy this!
Warning: Language and minor slash.
Disclaimer: Don't own AI…as much as I want to…
Heather: So, you guys cool with the plan?
Whatsername: Why are we doing this? We're not 10.
Heather: Because. As girlfriends, we need some girl-to-girl-to-girl bonding time.
Extraordinary Girl: Um…ok.
Will: *barging in* What are you doing? Having a Secret Hot Girls Club meeting?
Heather: Uh, no. We're planning for a slumber party.
Whatsername and Extraordinary Girl: *mouthed* Please save us…
Will: Really? What do girls even do at slumber parties?
Heather: We're not telling you!
Whatsername: What do GUYS do at slumber parties?
Will: Why would I know? I've never been to one.
Heather: Yes you have. You were in the sixth grade. Tunny had one.
Will: Why do you know more about my life than I do?
Heather: Because you spent most of it butt-fucking your couch.
Will: Is that how you wanna be? Well FINE! *storms off*
Extraordinary Girl: Wow…
Jimmy: And that, young Padawan, is why we call it dope.
Will: *barging in*
Tunny: Oh hi, Wi-!
Will: SHUT UP! *punches Tunny*
Jimmy: Dude, what the fuck was that about?
Will: I…I dunno. But it felt good.
Johnny: TUNNY! NO! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
Jimmy: What is your problem?
Will: Heather's being bitchy!
Johnny: When isn't she?
Will: And they're all having a slumber party.
Will: Girls and their frivolities confuse me…
Johnny: What do girls even do at slumber parties?
Jimmy: Well, class, sit down and I shall inform you.
Johnny: We're in school? FUCK! I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK!
Jimmy: Oh my God…
***Educational video: made by St. Jimmy***
Narrator: Have you ever wondered what girls do at sleepovers?
Johnny and Will: *nod*
Narrator: Well, then follow me! *magically transport to the girl's room* See how easy? Here come the girls now!
Girls: *enter in sexy attire and are giggling obnoxiously.*
Narrator: Now watch as they interact.
Heather: *fake voice* OMG, guys…We are so sexy. We should all just like make out. Or go fuck Jimmy.
Whatsername: No, I can't because I'm a whore and I ruin people's lives.
Heather: Whatever…Random beach dance party!
Will: Um, I'm pretty sure they don't do that.
Jimmy: Hey, don't' hate on the movie. Took me forever to do that.
Tunny: I'M OK!
Will: *punches him*
Tunny: Aw, fuck...
Johnny: So wait. If girls really act like that…Omigod, can we spy on them? Please? PLEASE?
Jimmy: I second this proposal.
Jimmy: Stop being a dumbass.
Tunny: MAKE ME!
Will: *punches Tunny*
Tunny: OK! THAT'S IT! NO MORE MR. SANE WAR VETERAN! IMMA GO ALL MIKE TYSON ON YOUR ASS, FOO'!
Jimmy: Ok, so what we need to do now is…..What are you doing?
Tunny: *dragging a sleeping bag* I thought we were crashing it.
Johnny: *to Will* I think you punched him a bit too hard…
Jimmy: No, no…this is good. This can work. *evil smirk*
***five minutes later***
Tunny: *dressed as a girl* I feel uncomfortable.
Will: *cracks up*
Jimmy: Well, duh. I feel uncomfortable just looking at you.
Tunny: I feel a very unwelcomed draft. *shudder*
Will: *cracks up more*
Jimmy: Ok, so all you need to do is just go in there and act like them. Ok?
Tunny: But won't they get suspicious or something? I mean, I have balls.
Jimmy: That's not the point! JUST GO IN THERE AND DO IT! *throws Tunny in the room*
Will: He's gonna get eaten alive.
Jimmy: And then I'll laugh.
Tunny: *enters messily*
Heather: Um, who are you?
Whatsername: Why are you here?
Tunny: Uh, I'm Jimmy's….girlfriend.
Heather: Jimmy has a girlfriend?
Whatsername: I thought he was gay.
Tunny: He swings both ways.
Extraordinary Girl: Hey…do I know you from somewhere?
Tunny: NO! NO YOU DON'T!
Extraordinary Girl: Ok…
Tunny: So…we're all girls who don't have nuts….what are we doing now?
Heather: Well, I was thinking we all tell each other secrets that we've never told anyone else before. You go first.
Whatsername: Uh….I actually have a name.
Heather: Um, ok. That secret sucks. I'll go. My baby wasn't Will's.
Heather: It was Tunny's.
Tunny: *falls over*
Extraordinary Girl: Whoa whoa whoa…What?
Heather: We got drunk and…well, tada.
Heather: What about you, Tina?
Heather: You ok?
Tunny: *ripping off wig* I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! *runs out of the room*
Whatsername: That was Tunny?
Extraordinary Girl: So, wait. Is he actually the father?
Heather: *scoffs* No. I knew that was him the whole time. Just made it up.
Whatsername: Are you gonna tell him you were lying?
Heather: He'll figure it out eventually…
Tunny: *looks frazzled*
Jimmy: Whoa. Dumbass had a breakdown.
Johnny: You ok?
Will: Seriously, just spit it out.
Tunny: YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER OF HEATHER'S BABY.
Tunny: I AM.
Will: WHAT THE FUCK? *Punches Tunny*
Johnny: Wow. Should we stay here?
Jimmy: Well, I got a ton of dope and an unoccupied bed. You in?
Johnny: Hell yes.
*They run off*
Tunny and Will: *still fighting*
Girls: *watching with popcorn*
Whatsername: Best slumber party ever.
A/N: Well, what did you think?