Roudolf the red nosed pimp deer,
Had a very shiny nose,
and if you ever touched it,
he would make you pay his hoes.

All of the other pimp deer,
used to laugh and call him names,
the never let poor Roudolf,
join in any pimp deer games.

Then one foggy christmas eve,
Snata came to say,
Roudolf with your whores so tight,
won't you bring them to my sleigh tonight!

Oh how the pimp deer loved him,
and he charged them all a fee,
Roudolf the red nosed pimp deer,
you'll go down in history!