A/N: Hey Guys! *waves excitedly* So I know this isn't an update for Army Brat but I got this idea while I was supposed to be sleeping and I thought I would share because it made me laugh so hard so I hope you enjoy the hilarity. This is probably going to be a series of one-shots based around songs and my love of Glee so enjoy my twisted mind.

The Cullens Go Glee

Ch.1

APOV

I hate high school! It's all about how you look and who you know and I guess you can't get anywhere if you're involved in show choir. Just look at me and my friends we can sing like no other, but does the rest of the school care? No! I'm not on a cheerleader and I'm not on a sports team so I'm nobody.

"Alice? Are you okay? You look like you're having an internal meltdown." My best friend Bella says beside me.

"Bella I am having an internal meltdown. We are in a winning show choir, we all got accepted into the Berkeley School of Music's summer singers camp, and we are all generally nice people but the rest of the fucking school feels the need to keep dumping slushies on us!" I rant as we walk towards our doom.

"Well relax. We don't have to go to class today and we get to spend all day singing so we shall be slushie free." Bella says with a shy wave to my weirdo of my brother.

"Bella you should really just ask him out already."

"Alice I can't he just got out of therapy and he needs to slowly adjust."

"Have you been talking to my mom again?"

"Maybe..." She says shyly

"Bella, Edward is fine. He told me himself that he wants to be treated normally, so ask him out."

"Maybe later, but lets get to the choir room. Mr. Schuester is waiting for us."

"Fine Bella, but we will talk about this later" I mumble as we quickly walk towards the choir room.

Once inside we see all of our friends sitting by the piano listening to my brother play. Edward is the most talented pianist in our high school and he's sure to get accepted for music studies in college.

"Hey guys!" I shout causing everyone to turn and look at us as Edward continues to play.

"Ali-cat! How's it hanging pixie?" Emmett says as he picks me up in a bone crushing hug.

"I'm good Emmett. Not a slushie in sight today."

"That's good. We wouldn't want our star all cold and wet before her big performance."

"I know! OMG! I'm so excited this is going to be so much fun." I squeal.

"I hope Mr. Schu doesn't get mad at us for this." Bella says from her seat beside Edward on the piano bench.

"Bella, he can't get mad at us for trying to spread some life in this dismal place." Rose says from her perch on the piano.

"What can't I be mad at you for?" Mr. Schu says as he walks into the room.

"Nothing" We all sing

"Alright then let's get on with what I had planed for today. We need to go over all of our songs for the holiday invitational."

We spend the whole rest of the morning singing our hearts out to 80s rock ballads and 90s pop songs before we break for lunch.

In our cafeteria there is a stage that used to be used for announcements before the school had the television system up and running. As a show choir my friends and I felt it would be perfect for what we had in mind and the sound system was up to date as well which was perfect.

"All right Ali-cat and Hells Bells you know the plan. Rose is already with the music and is just waiting on my cue." Emmett says in a hushed voice to our group, "Edward, Jazz, and I will be right behind you."

"Em we got this. Bella you ready?" I ask hoping to God she doesn't decide to back out on me.

"I'm ready Ali. We're going to rock the socks off these ungrateful kids." Bella says with a wicked gleam in her eye.

You see being unpopular leaves us subject to all kinds of gross and horrible things, but assuming it's because of the music we sing our group has decided to step it up a notch and sing our hearts out in front of the whole school at lunch. Since Bella and I are the two female leads Emmett decided that we should go first and bring out my ace in the whole so to speak.

"Ali lets show the school that you can rap shall we girl?" Jazz says with a high five before heading backstage to wait for their cue.

Once backstage I can feel the atmosphere of the school is down and depressed about having finals this week and I make up my mind to change that whether they realize it or not.

I nod my head to Jazz and he quickly brings up the lights on the stage and dims the ones in the lunch room causing the school to gasp and then the music starts.

When the curtain lifts Bella turns and begins to sing.

I got the magic in me Every time I touch that track it turns into gold Everybody knows I've got the magic in me When I hit the flow the girls come snappin' at me Now everybody wants some presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me!

Then I chime in on the verse with the result of years of hard work and determination to be the best.

These tricks that I'll attempt will blow your mind Pick a verse, any verse, I'll hypnotize you with every line I'll need a volunteer, how about you, with the eyes? Come on down to the front, and stand right here and don't be shy I'll have you time-travellin', have your mind babblin' People tryna inherit the skill so they askin' me Even David Blaine had to go and take some classes, and I see Mindfreak like, "What's up man, what's happenin'? " So come one, come all, and see the show tonight Prepare to be astounded, no Ghost or Poltergeist You know I'm no Pinocchio, I've never told a lie So call me Mr. Magic Man, I float on Cloud 9

We continue trading off singing rapping our hearts out as our friends dance the choreography we decided on.

I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold) Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) When I hit the flow the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin' baby) Now everybody wants some presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me!

I can hear the gasps and know that Edward and Jasper just pulled off their simultaneous double back flips and Emmett his standing back tuck. Boy our guys are good.

Well take a journey into my mind You'll see why it's venom I rhyme Stay on the road, so I call my mama when I got time I hit the stage, go insane, then jump into that crowd See, see, when I rhyme I flow on the beat like pidda-dow-dow See I deceive you with my intergalactic ether I sing just like Aretha, so respect me like I'm Caesar I kick it like Adidas, flowin' sticky like adhesive Be cautious, 'cause what I be on'll leave you with amnesia I break all the rules like Evel Knievel It's a spectacular show, 'cause my heart pumps diesel So whatever you saying, it don't entertain my ego I do this everyday, Hocus Pocus is my steelo

I can see the students dancing as we sing and I can feel the smile spread across my face.

I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold) Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) When I hit the flow the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin' baby) Now everybody wants some presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me!

As we finish the crowd begins to cheer as Bella and I bow. I smile thinking to myself. God I can't wait for tomorrow and the rest of the week.

"Let's just hope Mr. Schu doesn't get mad at us." I stage whisper to Bella as we bask in the glow of a job well done and of what is yet to come for this sad student body.

A/N: So as usual guys it is what it is and i hope you loved it and if you did R&R and if not still R&R and for all of you who cannot wait for the next update I think i'm gunna do EPOV next so R&R and maybe i'll tell you more or give you a sneak preview.