When the Christmas Carols Cry

Rudolph the (blood) red-nosed higurashi

Rudolph, the red-nosed higurashi
had a very bloody nose.
And if you ever killed him,
you would even say it glows. (Like Rena's hatchet)

All of the other higurashi
used to laugh manically
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any muderous games. (Like Cluedo)

Then one foggy Cotton Drifting,
Shion came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my knife tonight?" (To kill Satoko)

Then all the Higurashi killed him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed higurashi,
you'll go down in history! (Until it repeats)

The twelve repetitions of Christmas

12 hatchets chopping,

11 knives astabbing,

10 traps atrapping,

9 crushed higurashi,

8 bloody corpses,

7 showa 58s,

6 girls amurdering,

5 wataganashi!

4 victims,

3 finger nails,

2 green-haired twins,

and Rika's body squashed a higurashi!

We wish you a bloody Christmas

We wish you a bloody Christmas

We wish you a bloody Christmas

We wish you a bloody Christmas

And a muderous new year!

Bad tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Bad tidings for you death and a muderous new year!

Oh bring us some dead bodies... etc

Hanyu rest ye bloody corpses

Hanyu rest ye bloody corpses,
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Rika, our Saviour
Was reborn on some random day
To kill us all again damn it,
When we were gone crazy
O tidings of violence and death
Violence and death
O tidings of violence and death!