Neiyo: ToT owlie still has her concussion… geez maka, bluestar, couldn't u of hit her softer?
Maka and Bluestar: nope :P
Neiyo: sigh…. Ok… on to the randomness…. Oh! And the same rules as last chapter applies to this one
…. Owlie doesn't own the ideas for this chapter. It's from demonslyr who has left youtube sadly…
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS NOT SUITIBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO CRAP THEIR PANTS ONCE THEY LAUGH. BE SURE TO USE THE TOILET BEFORE READING….
JF: *eats catnip that's dried out and old* … *after a few moments, Jayfeather gets high.* Now let the story begin…
JF: its not ur fault
JF: its not ur fault! Its not ur fault!
JF: ITS NOT YOUR FAULT FIRESTAR ITS NOT UR FAULT!
FS: JAYFEATHER WAT R U TALKING ABOUT?
JF: ITS NOT UR FAULT ITS NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BEEEN UR FAULT!
FS: *pauses with deep silence* AAAAAHHHHH! *screams like a girl and explodes*
JF: hehehehe…. I did it again XD
LB: *sees firestar's exploded body* HOLY STARCLAN! DON'T TELL ME YOU DID THAT AGAIN!
JF: heh…heh…heh… *goes on his laptop and posts the video on youtube*
LB: *peers over jayfeathers shoulder* JayCat72? Really?
JF: HEY! MAKAAAAA CHOP! *whacks lionblaze with his laptop
Lionblaze: *collapses knocked out*
Leafpool: *randomly comes in and see's lionblaze* HOLY STARCLAN WHAT THE [BEEP] DID YOU DO?
Jayfeather: I used explosives :]
Leafpool: *face palm*
XXX IN RIVERCLAN XXX
Mistystar: hm… I could use some amp and a taco… *walks through clan*
Willowshine: *is still kissing his cellphone* HEY MISTYSTAR!
Mistystar: hey Willowshine!
Reedwhisker: Hey Mistystar!
Mistystar: sup! *arrives at the minifridge* Ah… the minifridge! *opens it*
Reedwhisker: *in the distance* Dear StarClan!
Mistystar: HUH? WAH? WHERE'S MY TACO AND AMP? *dramatic voice* No…
Reedwhisker: I thought I told you to hide the rocket launcher.
Willowshine: *hisses because the explosion killed his phone* I DID.
XXX In ShadowClan XXX
Rowanclaw: HO HA! HO HA!
Blackstar: nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nyaa~ Have you ever been in love?
Rowanclaw: He's my best friend best of all best friends
Blackstar: do you have a best friend to?
Rowanclaw: it tickles in my tummy!
Blackstar: feels so yummy yummy hey!
Rowanclaw: you should get a best friend t-
Blackstar: AAAAAAARGHHHH! GAY YAOI!
Jayfeather: *slyly slips in* P.) Nah mah… It's called guy love *slyly slips out* P.]
Jayfeather: *takes pictures as Blackstar and Rowanclaw start making out*
XXX In WindClan XXX
Crowfeather: *strangles Nightcloud* I. DIDN'T. STEAL. YOUR. BUTTER!
Block of Butter: *appears in Crowfeather's hand* oh rly..?
Nightcloud: *suffocates* WHY CROWY WHY?
Crowfeather: *squeezes tighter* I TOLD YOU! I. DIDN'T. STEAL. YOUR. FRIGGIN. BUTTER!
Crowfeather: *blinks* YAY!
Breezepelt: *comes in* OMSC YAY! YOU KILLED HER!
All of WindClan appears: *some high fived Crowfeather* good job!
Onestar: *gives Crowfeather and ipod and $50 itunes card* As a leader to a warrior, you deserved this!
Crowfeather: *squeals like an idiot* THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFFFFEEEEEE! *happy barfs and then explodes*
Maka Albarn: Eww…. So my creepy dad isn't the only one who happy barfs
WindClan and Maka: *slowly backs away from Crowfeather*
-Back in ThunderClan…-
Whitewing: HAPPY BORTHDAH JAYFEATHER! *holds up a giant pie*
JF: OMSC THANKIES! *glomps whitewing*
WW: *throws pie in jf's face* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSHA! *runs away screaming like a chimpanzee*
JF: *eyes turn red* IMA FIREN MAH LAZORS! *burns whitewing to death*
DP: MOMEEEEEE! THAT'S IT JAYFEATHER! IM TAKING YOU POWERS AWAY!
JF: MWAHAHAHAHA how can you? STARCLAN GAVE IT TO ME!
DP: IM PART OF THE PROPHECY TO!
Whole clan: What prophecy?
FS: THE PROPHECY I TOLD YOU ABOUT
FS: WHERE DOVEPAW FALLS IN LOVE WITH IVYPAW!
IP: R…really Dovepaw? Y…you love me?
DP: YES I DOOOO! YOUR SO MUCH HOTTER THAN TIGERHEART AND JUSTINE BEAVER COMBINED!
(dovepaw and ivypaw star making out)
Firestar: *whispers to Jayfeather* They knew we were joking…right?
Jayfeather: T.T I severly doubt it. *eyes turn red*
FS: OMSC NOOOO!
JF: *shoots his lazors at IP and DP* ONLY GUY LOVE IS ALLOWED IN THIS CLAN!
FS: dude. This is my clan
JF: …or ish it…?
Bluestar: WHY IS MY CLAN SO STUPID?
Pinestar: if you look closely at Jyafeather, I think. OMSC I think he's eating catnip!
Bluestar: SO THAT'S IT!
Pinestar: yes and it seems that stupidity truly is a virus
Pinestar: but I don't get how it makes you stupid. *eats bad full of catnip*
Bluestar: Oh noez -_- *sighs and eats some catnip to*
Oakheart: BLUESTAR HOW COULD YOUUUUUU!
(bluestar and pinestar are making out)
Bluestar: when I was your age, our toys were dirt. And we were happy! Now you youngns are eatin catnip an all that sort!
Pinestar: when I was YOUR age, we had to run down a mountain, in the snow, in a blizzard, on a cliff, to get down to McDonalds! But when we got there it was stinkin Burger King! So we had to climb back up, in the rain, with lightning and thunder, and mudslides, and tumble back down, to McDonalds with broken bones, and money we found out they didn' accept!
Bluestar: *pats Pinestar's back* You poor ole thing!
Oakheart: [BEEEP] IT YOU GUYS ARE ON CATNIP TO! *runs away screaming like a little girl*
-Back in ThunderClan…-
Longtail: ATTENTION ALL ELDERSSS! WE ARE HAVING THE 2… BINGO!
Purdy and Mousefur: YACHTZEE!
Longtail: ahahaha…. WELL ANYWAYS… WE ARE HAVING THE 26TH ANNUAL 'WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE' OFF! 25 TIME WINNER PURDY, VERSUS 1 TIME WINNER MOUSEFUR!
Purdy: MWAHAHAH! Good luck!
Mousefur: thank you :]
Longtail: CONTESTANTS….READY…GET SET… ANNNOOOYYY!
Purdy: When I was your age, if you wore skinny jeans, you were considered a [BEEP]
Mousefur: When I was YOUR age, graham was spelt g-r-a…a…BINGO!
Longtail: PURDYS DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE SHE SAID A NAME THAT WAS NEW!
Mousefur: SSSHHUUNNN PURDY SHHUNN
Longtail: SEAN! You know, from Nigahiga?
Mousefur: YES I WINN! DOUBLE WIN OH YA!
Purdy: "ignores mousefur* oh ya! Him!
Longtail: *pulls out his laptop and logs into youtube* hey! Jayfeather made a new video!
Mousefur: *peers from behind longtail's shoulder* you subscribed to him to?
Longtail: *nods then clicks on the video*
Elders: HAHAHAHA XDDD FIRESTAR EXPLODED!
Longtail: *searches nigahiga and browses through videos*
Purdy: OH THAT ONE! AGENTS OF SECRET STUFF!
30 minutes later…
Mousefur: ahahah! "and Aden, I'm" "MY FATHER/!" "Ew no! I'm like as old as you so that's disgusing!"
Purdy: Are you people thinking what I'm thinking?
The other 2 elders: *nods evily* :]
Elders: *intensly stare at Sandstorm and get extremely close*
Sandstorm: *looks at them*
Elders: *quickly looks away trying not to giggle*
Snadstorm: *continues eating mouse*
Elders: *intensely stare and breathe down her neck*
Sandstorm: *freaks out* EXCUSE ME?
Elders: *looks away snickering*
Sandstorm: …. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *explodes*
JF: *slyly sneaks in* …meheheh…this is totally going on youtube… *slyly sneaks out*
Mousefur: He really needs to stop doing that…
The others and Sandstorm's soul: *nods* ya… ya… really…
Heathertail: HEY! BREEZEPELT! WERYA GOIN?
Breezepelt: I'm gunna kill Jayfeather
Heathertail: Can I come?
Lionblaze: OMSC HEY BREEZEPELT!
Breezepelt: Hey lion! Wassup!
BP and LB: *high fives eachother*
Jayfeather: Aren't you two like… supposed to be enemies?
Breezepelt: *slaps Jyafeather* SHUDDUP
Lionblaze: EW! IT'S YOU!
Heathertail: Fine! I'll make out with Jayfeather then!
Heathertail: THAT'S RIGHT!
(JF and HT make out on the high rock)
Lionblaze: FFFT! LIKE I CARE! Breezepelt and I can make out to!
(LB and BP make out inside the nursery*)
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks in* …guy love… *slyly sneaks out*
Breezepelt: *slaps Jayfeather* stop doing that
Daisy: EXCUSE ME YOU TWO! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? I mean seriously! In front of the kits?
Breezepelt: *snorts* your excused!
Lionblaze: HIGH FIVE SEXYMAN!
(lLB and BP continue making out)
Kits in the nursery: *sees what LB and BP are doing. Laughs and makes out too*
Daisy: NOO! KITS!
Kits: *start doing censored things*
Daisy: *gets blind and almost faints*
Ferncloud: oh don't mind them! Let's do our own little thing!
(Ferncloud and Daisy make out)
Jayfeather: IMA FIREN MAH LAZORS! *shoots lazorz and ferncloud and daisy* ONLY GUY LOVE IS ALOUD!
Breezepelt: *slaps Jayfeather*
JF: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
BP: cuz I hate you
JF: *angrily goes on top of the highrock* I HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
FS: HEY! IM THE LEADER!
JF: *fires his lazor at him* NOT ANYMAOR!
Thorncloud: ook… Whats your announcement?
JF: SILENCE! I KILL YOU! *shoots his lazor at him* Anyways… IMA FIREN MAH LAZORS AT YO MAMA'S FACES! *shoots his lazor at everyone even the winclan cats, burning them to the ground* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tallstar: ToT Dear lord please don't find out!
Tallstar: -.- Jayfeather killed two WindClan cats and now he's defenseless because he killed his clan
Crookedstar: *snorts* that's what ya get for being high on catnip!
Onestar: HEY! Where's Heathertail and Breezepelt?
Harespring: They wanted to kill Jayfeather
Onestar: ITS BEEN 4 MOONS SINCE THEY LEFT
Harespring: oh ya! Jayfeather came over a few moons ago and told me that he killed them
Onestar: oh. Ok
Tallstar: -_- Heartless fools
Nightstar: Naw, they're just high on catnip
Tallstar: I suppose you're right
Crookedstar: *holds up a bad that says Cat XXMINTXX* Want some? Bluestar and Oakheart were eating some earlier and left some for us!
NS and TS: sure
(they all dig in)
Bluestar: *says all drunk* HEY GUYS! HAHA YOU SHOULD OF FELT OAKHEART! HE'S HUGE!
Oakheart: I've been working on it!
The other three: *mouths open wide* LEMME FEEL! *heads for the privates*
Oakheart: here! Feel my bicepts! Muscular huh?
Crookedstar: Thanks for the bag of catmint by the way
Oakheart: *still high and drunk* Oh no! That's not catmint! Bluestar changed it from catnip!
CS NS and TS: AHHHHHHHHH!
Neiyo: once again, owlie has not recovered from her concussion sooo I'll end this
First off, we do not own anything! Even the plot for this one! Well… we own some of the plots… The story firestar freaking out and above was from demonslyr. The bottom is owlie's idea. So ya… thanks for reading!