OK, to sum up requisite disclaimers: I don't own transformers I'm not making a penny off this please don't sue (for my full in depth disclaimer please refer back to the top of chapter 1).

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And now for the...

Shout outs: Rebeldynasty, Starbees, Noella50881, and TheChippedCup Thanks :)

(and shout outs to any who reviewed, favorited, or added to alerts this story previously, If I forgot to name you I'm sorry, as I said in ch 6 I lost some of the messages I had been trying to save so I could remember who alerted, favorited and reviewed for this story-so If I haven't named you, you are appreciated don't think you aren't)

Update on the plagiarism situation

The plagiarized story has been withdrawn or deleted whether fanfiction deleted it or the author did I don't know(I don't even want to call him/her that because they can't be an 'author' when over 90% of the content was stolen from me, but for lack of a better term, I'll use author even though that it giving extreme liberties under the circumstances that occurred).

SPECIAL THANKS to Rebeldynasty for supporting me and telling that author taking other person's work wasn't right and they should delete the story (and also to the reviewer of that deleted story for likewise supporting me and telling them so, sorry I forgot your name, if your reading this please accept my apologies for that as well)

(And in case it was fanfiction not the author of the story that deleted the plagiarized work, Thanks fanfiction, if that was the case)

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.

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How to Survive Living with Decepticons part 6

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So once again I am writing up more rules for you human decepticon agents. It seems to me as if that's all I've been doing lately here at the base, writing rules for you and vacuuming up after you.

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49. It is now and forever more forbidden for any human decepticon agents on the base to ever ever ever again say to any Decepticon under any circumstances no matter what they may be, to say "Just shoot me". They will, and I will not only be stuck cleaning up the mess, but I will also be forced to go on another recruiting drive. Oh how I hate recruiting drives.

50. Saying "I am sick and tired of this" is now forbidden. Unless you really are sick or really are tired do not ever say you are. I just lost 12 more recruits after they, at different intervals said they were "sick and tired of Christmas and wish it was over already".They all got sent to Hook for medical check ups and they haven't yet returned (it's been 3 days, I've given up hope of ever seeing any of them again. I've long since learned that if a recruit does not return from an appointment with hook within 24 hours they will never return from it).

51. Doing the chicken dance on base (or anywhere else for that matter) is now forbidden. Both the Autobums and Decepticons thought my agents were having epileptic fits or being electrocuted when they saw you all doing the chicken dance. The Cons laughed and thought it was funny. The Autobums sent First Aid and Ratchet over to check if you were OK.

52. It is forbidden to allow Ratchet or First Aid to perform check ups on you human decepticon agents. That is why we have Hook. Not only that but I am very fed up with having you all declared mentally incompetent and medically unfit and being sent to Bedlam for observation.

53. It is forbidden to teach any of the casetticons human dances. Ever. Soundwave caught them doing the robot and sent them to Hook for a check up. Hook was P'O'd. It wasted his time. There was nothing wrong with them. Soundwave is P'O'd too. He was made to look like a fool for sending his cassettes in for a check up for no reason.

54. It is forbidden to P'O' Soundwave. I cannot get that image of Uhura's head exploding out of my mind *shivers in remembrance*. Plus, I had to clean up the mess. Again.

55. Videos of humans (or anything else) performing the Can Can are now banned from base. Kirk showed them at the last decepticon party. The Stunticon's tried to replicate the dance. We had casualties (not all of them humans).

56. Videos of any human forms of dance are banned from the base. The reason can be found in rules 51 AND 55. cassettes chicken dancing. Stunticon's CanCan-ing at the party. Can I be any more specific? Maybe. But I won't those are reason enough to ban videos of dances.

57. Flipping off Megatron is forbidden. Flipping off Starscream is strongly discouraged. Flipping off Soundwave will get you no where except Hook's med bay to see why your finger is malfunctioning.

58. It is forbidden too tell Starscream he looks like a triangle. At first he didn't take offence. Then he learnt that a triangle is a human musical instrument played by beating up on it. He didn't like that at all. It reminded him too much of how Megatron plays with him.

59. Flicking the lights on and off rapidly pretending it is lightnening is now forbidden. Not only does it annoy the heck out of me and the cons, it also makes them think your insane. When the cons think you are insane you get sent to Hook. When will you learn?

60. Playing Marco polo and blind man's bluff are now forbidden. Having the cons running or even walking around with their optics turned off trying to find you is extremely dangerous. Especially when they are drunk on high grade. Its dangerous anytime. So its forbidden. Forever.

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please R&R

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A/N : I appologoze for the false ch 9 alert. I was editing this chapter and accidentally uploaded it twice once as ch 8 once as ch 9. There will be a chapter 9 but not tonight.

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PS. Did you spot the hidden tribute to a classic sci fi show?

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