Title: The Toilet Memo
Author: Shenandoah Risu
Rating
: PG-13
Spoilers: SGU early Season 2
Word Count: 180
Summary: Tacked to the door of a bathroom - it's a memo for the people on the Destiny.
Characters: various SGU characters
Author's Notes: Written for a challenge at the LJ Comm Stargateland.
Disclaimer: I don't own SGU. I wouldn't know what to do with it. Now, Young... Young I'd know what to do with. ;-)
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The Toilet Memo

To: all current residents of Destiny (ex-Lucian Alliance - that means you, too!)
From: Adam Brody

Folks,

This is the toilet closest to the Control Interface Room. This means it's for Control Interface Room personnel ONLY. We slave away in here day in and out, and when nature calls we need access quickly. There are plenty of other bathrooms on this tub, so if you need an extended session, go find another one. DO NOT PARK HERE. Unless your name is Eli, Rush, Volker, Brody, Ginn, Lisa or Riley, or you are a body-swapped science advisor from Earth, do NOT enter this facility.

Anyone caught defying this rule will have an UNPLEASANT morning after their next visit to my still.

Sincerely,

Adam Brody
PS: High-ranking military personnel (Colonel or above) and medical staff are exempted from the rule and welcome to use this potty should the need arise.
PPS: Also exempt is Airman Dunning who kindly fixes the damn thing several times a week.
PPPS: Franklin - you, too, can haunt the loo at your leisure. We miss you.