OI. LITTLE UCHIHA BASTARD.
I AM NOT AN OLD BAG WITH SHIT FOR BRAINS, YOU COCKY LITTLE FUCKER.
Name the time? FINE. How about as soon as you drag you sorry ass back here and throw those idiots that wrote you letters off you — because we both know they'll tackle you in a declaration of their unending joy the second they see you. Especially Naruto.
The mission is no longer needed? Ah, yes; I read that in your message to Kakashi.
I'll kick your ass for stealing confidential documents from the village.
As soon as I finish kicking your ass for calling me an old bag with shit for brains.
Oh, yes; I have a message for you from three people:
Naruto — FUCK YOU.
Neji — You thoroughly disgust me.
Kiba — Go screw yourself and your stupid cats, too.
Many of us attempted to persuade Sakura to reply after we all read your letters; she hissed at us like a beast and disappeared to go do Kami-knows-what.
Be prepared for her to punch you in the face when you return, brat.
And if you even attempt to dodge it, I'll kick your ass for that, too.
Future Seventh Hokage (Because stupid Danzo-teme got the Sixth Hokage title before you killed him!)
Of The Greater Clan
The Guy Who's Gonna Piss On Your Grave