Piplup's Quest For Stupidity

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I don't know what to say. Enjoy, ladies and gents. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to their owners.


Piplup was doing something in the meadows. He was sitting on the grass, absolutely bored out of his mind. When Luigi fell down from the clear blue sky, landing in front of Piplup.

"Eh?" Piplup said in shock as he got up, rubbing the back of his head.

Luigi got up, about to say something as Belle landed on him. Belle farted loudly, the fart so loud it caused the day to shift into night. Belle giggled as she continued pooting loudly, running off as green smelly gas emitted from her big butt.

"Oh... mamma mia..." Luigi groaned in pain as his penis twitched.

Waluigi, Toadette, Bowser Jr., Petey Piranha, Gooper Blooper, R.O.B., Nikki, and Ashley all looked at each other as they laughed heartily, pointing at the injured Luigi. Suddenly, a truck filled with Garchomps landed on them, Mr. Patch and Weldar driving the truck as they laughed, the meadow turning into a volcanic wasteland, with FIRE and MAGMA and LAVA everywhere.

"...Oh dear..." Piplup gulped as he began trembling, feeling as if he dropped his balls. "I think I accidently revved up my fryers..."