Well, poor Usagi and Mamoru. So far, they've been caught lying to their friends, getting married, and almost having sex. What the heck else can I get them into? A lot. Believe me. If you have seen my mind, you know I have many ways of torturing the characters. Actually, you probably don't want to see my mind. It's scary in there. You'd probably have nightmares for weeks.

And, I don't know what wine tastes like, and I don't know what it's like to be drunk (viewing my age, that's a good thing), but I'm going to write it the best I can. ;D


It was a rather important event, she figured. She had received an invitation as well as Mamoru, but she had considered not going- had being the operative word. In the end, she had decided to attend the event with Mamoru, though both had their rings concealed on necklaces. They had come to the conclusion that it would be good to have the rings somewhere to act as proof if they ever got caught and someone threatened to send Mamoru to prison. Though the five people that had figured out so far were friends and wouldn't turn Mamoru in, there was always the chance that they would be caught by someone who wouldn't be as understanding.

And now Usagi was standing by the refreshments, watching with a slightly amused expression as her husband rubbed elbows with important people that could possibly get him scholarships to important medical schools or even get him a good job after he graduated. "Thank you," she smiled as she was handed a glass of dark red punch. She took a sip out of the glass and found herself surprised by the taste. She expected it to taste like cherry or strawberry, but instead this tasted somewhat like grapes.

Soon after finishing the glass, she felt her mind drifting off. The colors around the room started blending. Then, she started giggling. So many pretty colors...

"Konban wa, Mamo-chan!" Usagi exclaimed drunkenly, hugging Mamoru.

"Usako?" Mamoru asked. "...Are you drunk?"

"No, silly!" she cheered before hiccuping. "I just had some of that wonderful red punch. I wonder if there's any more."

"Oh dear," Mamoru mumbled, excusing himself from the people he was talking to. "It seems I need to take Usako out for a moment." Mamoru led Usagi outside, and she wrapped her arms around him. "Usako, how much did you have to drink?"

"Just that one glass," Usagi replied. "Now, is that really what you want to talk about?" She moved her hand so it was on his chest.

"Usako, this isn't you," Mamoru stated. "Er, well, it is you, but you're not thinking clearly."

"Mamo-chan..." Usagi whined.

"Usako, you're going to have a huge headache in the morning," Mamoru reasoned. "You need rest."

"I'll be just fine, Mamo-chan," Usagi giggled. "You worry too much." She gently pressed her body up against his, and before she could act further, his lips were over hers.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?" a voice interrupted them. The couple pulled apart speedily, causing a tipsy Usagi to fall back into Mamoru's arms.

Walking towards them was a man- wait, no, it was a woman- stalking towards them. She had sandy blonde hair and a temper that was sure to match Rei's toe for toe. Behind the first woman was a second with aqua-colored hair, trying to catch up to the first to calm her down.

However, the blonde reached them first and pulled Usagi from Mamoru's arms. "What the hell do you think you're doing with Serenity, you perverted creep?" she demanded angrily.

"I was just getting ready to take my wife home after she- wait, did you just say 'Serenity'?" Mamoru asked in shock.


Well, I thought it'd be kind of funny to cut it off there, just as Haruka and Michiru arrive to "save" Usagi. Suggestions are always welcome! Please review!