Miles plays Prince of Persia: TFS

Dootdootdadadoot…

Press start

Wahbam! Epic battle scene out of nowhere!

Flash to big dude in a helmet, we don't wanna fight him so we obvoiously are.

Suddenly, gameplay!

YEAH! Jumping over shit!

Time to fight random bad guys!

Oh look, someone forgot to add in the ability to block with your sword!

Well, I guess this particular prince learned swordplay from a hobo.

Kill some dudes, move on.

OH NOES, the castle is falling apart, conveniently exposing bricks for you to climb on!

Story exposition! Blah blah blah solomons temple blah blah blah forgotten army blah blah blah…

Oh look, shit went wrong…

Suddenly, a lady appears from the water and tells you to go here and do this…

Fast forward to the end of the game, because nothing of importance happens…

Gimmicky shit with water…

Gimmicky shit with vultures

Oh look, you are fighting sand monsters while flying on rubble in a demonic sandstorm.

Final boss, takes three or four minutes to beat…

Ending movie, in which nothing is either explained or resolved.

Thank you for disappointing me Ubisoft, I am eagerly awaiting the return of the GOOD prince, the one voiced by Nolan North.

(to anyone who didn't get the jokes, just play the game for 20 minutes and then you shall understand.)