Classic Minesweeper and Windows Vista Minesweeper were having another of their raging arguments.

"There was no need for an update," shouted Classic, its smiley face button transformed into a rictus of rage. "I may be simple, but that's kind of the point!"

"But I make pretty sounds!" yelled Vista. "And look, the mines can be flowers!"

"FLOWERS?" screamed Classic. "WHY would they be flowers? That doesn't even make any frickin' SENSE!"

"Guys, get over yourselves and quiet down," hissed Solitaire from across the games menu. "I only just got Inkball to sleep."

"Sorry, Sol," whispered the ashamed Minesweepers, and agreed to disagree.