A/N: For Pandora'sCube because it was inspired by her.

Wade pursed his lips as he stepped in the busily lit store.

"Welcome to Victoria's Secret, can I help you with anything?" An associate asked as she folded a hoodie.

"As a matter of fact you can, show me your finest lace."

"Follow me." The leggy redhead motioned him over.

"Donna? You got a call in the office." A girl poked her head out of the door behind the register.

"Sorry, I have to take this." She said. "Hey Belle?"

"Yeah?" A little brunette looked up from the mannequin she was dressing.

"Can you show this nice man our lace selection?"

"Sure, right this way mister." Belle draped her measuring tape around the mannequin's neck before leading Wade to a quiet corner of the store.

"Thank you, Belle, is it?" Wade asked.

"That's right." She smiled.

"I'm Wade." He said, placing a hand on his chest.

"Pleased to meet you, Wade. Now, what are we lookin' for? Teddies, negligees, gowns?"

"I don't know, what would you recommend?" Wade asked as he fingered through one of the racks. He looked over at her and raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, well- I don't really wear these things." Belle admitted.

"That's a shame…" He smirked before turning his attention back to the lingerie.

"So um, your girlfriend, do you know her cup size?" Belle averted her eyes from his direction.

"If I had to guess, 36...C." Wade tilted his head and looked her up and down briefly.

Just like me. Wow.

"Specific, good. Well, here's her size in a nice negligee. What about this?" Belle held up a pink negligee and gauged his reaction.

"Hmm, pink's not really her thing. But we're getting warmer." He smiled.

"Ok, we can go for something darker, what do ya think?" Belle pulled out a black teddy trimmed with white lace.

"Nice, very nice. But I need more of a visual aid…" Wade said.

"Visual aid?" Belle wasn't sure where this was going.

"May I?" Wade slipped the negligee over her head and held it against her by the hips. She held her breath while he touched her.

"So-so what do you think?" Belle asked, still avoiding his eyes.

"Perfect. I'll take it." Wade's mouth upturned in satisfaction.

"Ok, let's ring you up." Belle didn't look back when she hurried over to the register.

"You were a very good sport, Belle." Wade said as he leaned against the counter.

"Thanks." She looked up briefly to take his credit card.

"You have a nice day, now." Wade winked at her after he took the pink bag.

"You…too." She trailed as she watched him leave the store.


"What a day." Belle sighed as she walked to the parking lot.

"Tell me about it. I'll see ya tomorrow, Belle." Donna said as she went in the opposite direction.

"'Night." Belle said before reaching for the keys to her car.

"You won't be needing those." Belle looked up and saw Wade leaning against his car.

"What are you doing here?" She asked.

"Waiting for you." Wade tilted his head and smirked.

"What- where's your girlfriend?" She looked around.

"I don't have a girlfriend, silly." Wade chuckled.

"You told me you did." Belle argued.

"You assumed I had a girlfriend. I just let you go with it." For a moment they were silent, studying each other's face.

"Then who was the teddy for?" She asked. She took a step back when he pushed off the car and held held the pink bag out in front of him.

"You."

"But how did you know my- and that I didn't..."

"I've got an eye for fine things." Wade admired her hungrily.

"This is crazy..." Belle said as she ran a hand through her dark hair.

"Sure it is. Now come on, it's time for a private viewing."