Haha. I swear someday I will finish stories I write, but I was bored, and this seemed like a good idea at the time.
So hear goes:
James Potter's invincible way to Lily's Heart
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It was a regular old day for the Hogwarts group of Gryffindor's, who nicknamed themselves marauders, Wormtail was sleeping/eating in his food, Padfoot was muttering about jam while drooling in his wake, Moony was eating his caramel apple meticulously, and Prongs was on the lookout for his Lily-Flower.
Prongs wasn't disappointed, for just that moment, his true-love fellow sixth year Gryffindor came walking into the great hall. She sat down across from Moony and started buttering her toast.
"I think you dropped something."
Lily started looking around frantically, while her mind reeled of stuff she may have dropped. "What and where did I drop something, Potter?"
"Over there, my Lily-Pretty!"
"Potter, stop with those cheesy nicknames! Now, what did I drop, I still don't see anything."
"Over there when you first walked in the hall!"
"POTTER! There is nothing over there!" Lily screeched in annoyance.
"YES! Yes, there is!" James firmly stated back. Lily rolled her eyes at the stubborn prat.
"So pray tell, what did I drop?" Lily finally asked to humour herself.
"You dropped my jaw, when you walked in the room." James casually commented. All of the Marauders broke out into tears of laughter, Wormtail got food all over his face, even more so, he snorted into his mashed potatoes….and it went up his nose….Moony grimaced.
"Potter, you are an egotistical prat, you know that right?" Lilly spoke in a bored tone. Prong's face immediately lit up.
"You didn't yell at me!" Prong's exclaimed in pure glee.
"That's because I am to effing tired you dolt." Lily snapped back.
"Oh. That sucks." Prong's quietly said.
A few more minutes passed in silence as everyone started eating, and more kids started filling in the great hall. The awkward silence at the 6th year Gryffindor table was suffocating.
Breaking the silence, Prongs thought of the perfect thing to say to Lily.
"Lily, you remind me of a pop tart." Padfoot, Wormtail, and Moony broke out into hysterics. Wormtail snorted up some taters again, Padfoot fell of the bench backwards, and Moony stopped snickering for three seconds to raise an eyebrow at the goons sitting next to him.
"Prongs, you do know, that probably wasn't the best thing to say…" Moony pointed out to Prongs while gesturing to Lily. Lily was slowly getting the angry red color to her face.
"James, why in the bloody Hell do I remind you of an effing pop tart?" Lily angrily calmly stated.
James squirmed a little under her harsh glare and meekly said, "You're cool cuz your hot?"
"Prongs, I think you just signed you ticket to death." Padfoot said between is guffaws.
Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Prongs tried another one, "DAMNIT! You are a parking ticket aren't you?" Lily flashed a look of confusion across her face at the sudden change of topics.
"Ok… first of all, how do you know what a parking ticket is? And second of all, why are you calling me one?"
"Erm…. A Marauder never tells the secrets of his trade!" Prongs proclaimed victoriously, which sent the rest of the Marauders into rounds of laughter again. Lily raised an eyebrow curiously. "I thought you were a parking ticket, for you got 'fine' written all over you."
"OH. MY. GOD! POTTER! YOU EGOTISTICAL PRAT!"
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Well, what yall think of the story? Each chapter isn't gonna be the same length like I try to make with some of my other stories. Its gonna vary, it all depends on how funny I feel that day.
Please READ AND REVIEW! Reviews make me smile, and I like smiling! :D