(Theme starts. Bilbo appears on one side of the stage. Frodo appears on the other.)

Bilbo: Hi. I'm Bilbo Baggins.

Frodo: I'm Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo: You may think you know the story of the One Collar. You don't. Trust us.

Both: You don't know the truth of the One Collar. Here is the real story.