(Theme starts. Bilbo appears on one side of the stage. Frodo appears on the other.)
Bilbo: Hi. I'm Bilbo Baggins.
Frodo: I'm Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo: You may think you know the story of the One Collar. You don't. Trust us.
Both: You don't know the truth of the One Collar. Here is the real story.