Long Night's Journey Into Day
"You said you loved the chirping of the birds, yesterday!"
"Frodo, they start shrieking at three in the morning!"
"At least you got to enjoy them. Meanwhile, I was having a nightmare where all my feather mattresses turned into rock piles and…"
"Enjoyed? Don't complain about your nightmares. At least you slept. You didn't have to lie awake on a bloody great root, and listen to yourself snoring for three and a half hours."
"Fatty, you have no right to talk about snoring, and your blanket…"
"…Is no substitute for my beautiful goose-down mattress! I am never sleeping outside again."