So this is it... the epilogue. Can you believe it's already over? It seems like just yesterday I was asking my husband for advice on Southern California and where they made porno. At the time he was a plethora of knowledge since he was raised in the Valley, now that the story is over, he's just annoying. He'll never read this anyways. LOL
Thanks to MaggieMay14 & smmiskimen for their beta work. Risbee for being the best bestie ever. FictionFreak95 for loving this story more than I probably did and all of you lovely readers for reviewing this madness. Now, onto the show.
I don't own Twilight. Though I often wonder what would happen if I said I did own it. It's mine. Then again, I don't want to be blamed for the epic cockblock that was the Twilight series. Thanks (sense my sarcasm?)
Three Years Later
My life in the past three years has been...overwhelming. I think that's the best word to describe it. Bella and I are still together, still married and ridiculously happy together, which makes our friends and family gag in annoyance.
Okay, Emmett was really the only one who actually gagged, but he was being a raging idiot at the time and I may have punched him in the gut for it, too. I still can't grasp how Rosalie puts up with his shit or why she agreed to marry him.
As soon as the lease was up on the townhouse in Forks, Emmett and Rosalie moved to Port Angeles to be closer to the store. It was nice to have someone else around to help with the store at night, other than the employees, but if Rosalie was closing the store, Emmett would usually take it upon himself to head up to our apartment and hang out – without our permission.
The number of times Emmett walked into our apartment and found us having sex was ridiculous. We'd come home from dates, desperate to peel our clothes off and fuck like rabbits and Emmett would be eating Cheetos on our couch and watching sports. We locked the door and he would take the spare key from downstairs and let himself in. I believe there was only one time we left the door unlocked by accident, since we were so eager to get down to business and Em walked in on Bella giving me head in the living room and sat down beside me, like nothing was going on.
"Sup?" Emmett asked casually as I righted my cock and clothes while Bella looked seriously disappointed.
"Dude, get the fuck out," I yelled as Emmett just quirked his eye brow at me.
"Come on, it's not like I've never seen it before, and by seen it before I mean your woman sucking cock and your pencil dick."
"Edward doesn't have a fucking pencil dick, Emmett," Bella screeched as she stood up and walked over to him, gripping his ear tightly in between her fingers as she pulled him off the couch. "Now, you have a total of five seconds to get a fuck out of our place or I am going to tell Rosalie about your little secret."
Hmm...what secret could this be? And how in the hell does Bella know a secret about Emmett and I don't?
"I fucking would in heartbeat, asshole."
"Oh come on Bella...don't be a hater."
"Don't Bella me, mister. You can't just come in here and help yourself to our apartment any fucking time you want Emmett. Have you ever heard of privacy? What would you do if we went over to your house one day and found you and Rose going at it in your sex den, and we just stood there and watched?"
"Honestly, we'd invite you two to play with us. Rosie told me she misses having her time with the ladies," Emmett replied, drawing out how he said ladies so that he sounded sexy or something. It was so wrong.
"Nice try dipshit, but Rosalie already told me that she offered you a chance to do her and another girl and you turned her down."
"Oh my god, you two are like children," I snapped as Bella twisted her hand further around Emmett's ear and I watched as he fell to his knees by the door.
"Get out or I will tell her your secret, Emmett."
"Fuck, fine. You two are no fun," he exclaimed as Bella released his ear and he stood up, making his way down the stairs loudly, his feet stomping the entire way. Bella locked the door and then shoved a chair under the door knob, not that I thought it would do much, before she stripped off her clothes and made me follow her to our room.
We explored each other's bodies for what felt like hours and when we were finally exhausted and I knew Bella wouldn't be thinking properly, I decided to just ask her what I had been curious about since Emmett left.
"So umm...what's Emmett's secret?" I asked.
"He wants to be pegged," she replied sleepily, as she curled up against me and rested her head on my bare chest.
"Well, in simple terms...he wants Rosie to fuck him up the ass with a strap on."
Well fuck me...just not that way.
So, needless to say that the moment Emmett and Rosalie announced they were moving to Port Angeles, we decided it was time to move away from the store. We kept the space and used it as an employee lounge and spot for people to rest, but Bella and I determined we couldn't continue to have Emmett interrupt our private time. It was getting to the point that we were afraid to have sex, even if Emmett was out of the country, because he just kept popping up at the worst possible times.
Three days after Em and Rosalie moved to town, Bella and I found a small house on the outskirts of town that was perfect for us. Three spacious bedrooms, open concept floor plan and it was a good fifteen minute drive from the store. There was no way Emmett would be stopping over as frequently as he was before, and that was the biggest selling feature of them all. Sure, Bella loved the kitchen and the ensuite bathroom, but the distance was the best part of all.
Rosalie and Emmett got married on the beach in Hawaii a little over a year ago. It was a great vacation for all of us, especially since we had finally opened a second location for Sweet as Honey in Bremerton. We hired a manager and a full staff there, but every few weeks Rosalie or Bella would run down for the day to make sure things were running smoothly. The retail stores were booming, I was working as a self employed accountant and earning a decent living aside from the store and our lives were finally settled.
"I told you that this is bloody ridiculous, Bella," I stammered as I stood by the bedroom door and watched her as she moved about effortlessly. Dressed in a barely there nightie and some high heels, which I had to admit turned me on a lot, she moved a tripod to the side of our bed and repositioned the camera on it, so that we could see the scene played out on our TV screen in our bedroom. "I don't want to film us having sex."
"Oh come on, spoil sport," she urged as she finished what she was doing and came towards me, reaching down to palm my cock through my pants as she kissed my lips gently. "When do we ever get this much time alone? The house is quiet, the stores are taken care of and you don't have any business to work on tonight," she purred as her lips found purchase against the side of my neck and her hands smoothed down my bare chest. I shouldn't have been surprised when Bella's hand slipped inside my pajama pants and she grabbed my length, but I jumped in shock anyways. "I don't know what your issue is."
"I just...I feel uncomfortable doing this here...in our house," I replied as I looked at Bella who had taken a step away from me.
"I'm sure Em and Rose can let us use their place, if you want," she laughed, the mere suggestion making me shiver in disgust, as Bella grabbed my hand and pulled me closer to her, and subsequently the camera.
"Do you know what they would do here, to our perfect little house?"
"Defile every surface that we have already defiled several times over?" Bella asked, with a quirked eyebrow. "I thought I had fucked the self conscious prude out of you by now? We've done it in public, on a plane, in a public bathroom, on the beach..."
"I still regret that one because I was finding sand days later in areas I didn't know existed."
"You certainly enjoyed it while I was riding your hard cock, baby," Bella replied as she licked her lips and dropped to her knees before me. Sure enough, when I looked to the left at our TV, the camera was trained right on her as she sucked my length into her mouth and I couldn't help but groan at the sight on screen. I was also thoroughly impressed with her camera placement skills.
Okay, she was right...it was a bit of a turn on.
Okay, it was the most erotic thing ever, but Bella didn't need to know that just yet.
I watched, literally mesmerized, as her hand wrapped around my length and she stroked me, taking as much of me into her mouth as she could manage. Bella's eyes would dance every so often to the screen to watch us and see the reaction she was having on me. Her tongue moved effortlessly around my aching shaft as she moaned around my length, making me growl. It was honestly the best fucking blowjob ever, and the fact that she was taping it all made it even more so.
I threaded my fingers in her hair and stared at her face intently, unable to take my eyes off of her as she took me deeper inside her luscious mouth. Fuck, it was so hot and she was working me so perfectly, I could already feel my release boiling beneath the surface. With a wink of her eye, Bella pulled back slightly and opened her eyes wide as she stared up at me. "Do it."
I was hesitant, she knew I was, but as she lowered the top of her nightie and I looked at her on screen, with her breasts jutted out and her face eager, I did what I knew she wanted of me. I held on to her cheeks gently and eased my cock back inside her hot, wanting mouth and fucked her mouth.
My hips moved slowly, tentatively as Bella's tongue still teased me while I pushed myself inside her. For weeks Bella had been asking for it, practically begging, but I was anxious. I usually was when it came to sex because Bella's past was so much more...exciting, than mine had been.
I glanced quickly again at the screen and the look of pure adoration and lust on her face was my undoing. Before I could do anything about it, I was thrusting once more down her throat and coming hard with a loud grunt that would wake the dead, as she swallowed. Of course, when I pulled away, Bella looked super smug with herself.
"I knew you had it in you," she replied as she kissed the tip of my cock and then pushed me to the edge of our bed. "That was so fucking hot by the way, and also not the last time we are doing that."
"You know I hate demeaning you like that."
"And you know I love having your cock in my mouth, so deal with it. Let's compromise," she giggled as she pushed me again to sit down. "I was going to lie down and have you tape me fucking myself, but I figured that Edward Junior won't need too much of a break, right?" I nodded without remorse and my dick reacted accordingly. It had been a while...fuck, almost three months since the last time we had sex and even though I had been nervous about everything, I knew Bella wasn't, so I trying to be calm, cool and collected. I'm sure I failed miserably.
"I've missed you so much, baby," Bella purred into my ear as she stroked my cock and kept one hand firmly on my shoulder. "I've missed us..."
"We've been together the whole time," I tried to explain, but Bella was quick to silence me with a kiss as she straddled my legs and ground her wet pussy against my straining cock.
"But everything has changed."
"For the better, right?"
"Of course," she replied as her lips worked against my neck and she continued to move her body against mine, my hands instinctively going to her hips to help rock them against my cock. "Everything is complete now, but I need you so much, Edward. I need to watch you fuck me."
I groaned loudly as Bella adjusted herself on my lap until she was facing away from me. Interesting, I thought as she kneeled on the bed and held onto my cock, positioning me until I was directly below her. We both let out loud moans as Bella slide down on my length, her hot, wet pussy encompassing my needy cock.
"Watch the screen," she urged as I looked up from having my head buried in her shoulder to see her raise up slightly and my cock slip in and out of her as she moved on me. It was without a doubt the fucking best thing ever. Watching us on screen and feeling the sensation of her surround me; there was no way in hell I would last long, yet again.
Bella and I worked in tandem together, my hips thrusting up to meet hers as she lowered herself on me, the sound of our sex filling the room with grunts, groans, moans and the slapping of our sweaty skin together. It was like a fucking sex symphony and I loved every second of it. The visual of us on screen certainly helped to heighten our satisfaction, but when I saw a mischievous grin on Bella's face and watched as her free hand lowered between us and she began rubbing her clit, I knew I was done for.
"Fuck...so gorgeous, baby," I groaned as I pushed harder inside of her, my hips rising slightly off the bed. "I need you to come for me."
"You first," she grinned as I kissed her upper back and thrust deeper. "I want to feel you, all of you."
Without hesitation, Bella slipped her soaking fingers inside of my mouth and in doing so, pushed me over the edge of release. I held onto her hips and pushed my dick deep inside of her as I exploded inside my beautiful wife. I stayed buried inside of her as she reached her own climax moments later, panting and cursing my name as I kissed her shoulder.
Bella turned her head and kissed me roughly on the lips with a huge smile on her face.
"Well worth the wait," she laughed as my cock slipped from her body and I rolled us over, pulling us up further on our bed.
"Can you turn that off now?" I asked, my voice no doubt sounding worried. "Sure, it was fucking hot and all, but I need to rest for a few." Bella quickly hopped up and turned off the camera, pulling out the small memory card within it and slipping it into my nightstand drawer.
"That's for another time," she giggled as I pulled her back down and wrapped my arms tightly around her. Just as we were getting comfortable, and my hand was stroking down the small of her back, loud cries rang out from the baby monitor beside the bed. "Speaking of time, he has good timing, don't you think?"
"Hell, he could have been crying earlier, but we probably didn't hear him," I sighed as I sat up and pulled my pajama pants back on before heading out of the room.
I walked down the hallway and peeked into the nursery to see our little boy, Lucas Emmett Cullen, fussing in his crib. The way he was licking at his lips reminded me that even though Mommy and Daddy were having some fun tonight, he still needed to eat. I lifted him up and pulled him to my chest as we headed back to find Bella, who was already sitting up in bed, clearly waiting for us.
"Seems someone is hungry," I laughed as I laid him in Bella's arms and he quickly latched on for his evening feeding.
I watched, even more enraptured than usual, as Bella fed our son and I stroked his hair to the side. He was the most beautiful thing in my life and even though he was completely unexpected, we got pregnant in Hawaii when we went for Emmett and Rosalie's wedding, he was a very welcome surprise.
Our parents, all of whom had managed to get their lives on track, were thrilled when we told them the wonderful news and Charlie, who was still as intimidating as ever, even shed a tear the day Lucas was born almost three months ago.
"Thank you," I whispered as I kissed Bella's temple and rested my head against hers.
"For what? The mind blowing sex?" she asked with a small laugh as I shook my head at her.
"For everything. For being you, for marrying me and for giving me such a wonderful gift," I explained as I watched Lucas's small hand press against the skin of her chest. "I love you, so fucking much."
"I love you too, Edward. I mean, Peter Stryker." I put my head in my hands and let out a groan as Lucas stirred beside me. I knew that, regardless of what had happened in the past few years and how far we had come, I would never live down that name.
"It's certainly better than Buck Wylde, right?"
"I don't know, baby. I see you more as a Bobby Bigcock, myself."
I leaned down and kissed her lips to keep her from coming up with any more embarrassing porn names for me. "Shut it, Bree Tanner."
So, here's a few rec's for you to keep you busy until the next chapter of my new story, Lack of Color, posts later this week. Risbee recommended The Work Boyfriend by juliaaaah to me and I adored it. If you like comedy, check out The Vagina Monologues by jtmd24, which makes me literally pee laughing every chapter, or even my own recently completed collaboration, Coming On Easy listed under risbeencoldplaywhore. It's got ghost crabs, hot guys who can't surf, and one really odd Charlotte who thinks paper has feelings. You can't go wrong there!
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