Just for Laughs. I still don't own Twilight.



"WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled as a naked and soaking wet Bella attempted to choke me and break the sound barrier .

I looked up to see a very surprised Embry and Jared. And a very surprised about to cry with their effort from holding back laughter Quil and Paul.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" I yelled as they scuffled out of the room awkwardly closing the door behind them. I hoped Bella couldn't hear the laughter that was going on down stairs.

"OH MY GOD!" she said. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I can not believe that just happened."

"Are you all right?" I asked already knowing the answer.

"No I'm not alright! Do I look alright? Is anything about this situation alright?" she said. "Four teenage boys just saw me naked, and I'm still horny, so no, Jacob, I'm not alright!" she continued, climbing off of me to look for her clothes.

"Oh and to top it all off, all my clothes are downstairs."

"Shit. I'll go get them." I said. As she attempted dry herself off.

I pulled my pants back on and headed downstairs.

"Don't say a word." I said to them. They sat there with tight lips and huge grins.

I looked around. Once Quil realized what I was doing he burst into laughter which earned him a smack on the back of the head. I headed back up stairs with her clothes.

When I gave them to her she quickly began to dress. Still mumbling under her breath, cursing mostly, she stopped and looked around.

"What?" I asked.

"Where's my bra?"

"This is everything I found downstairs." I said looking around the room.

"So now I have to leave here in a wet white t-shirt with no bra on?" she said.

"I looked every where down there. It has to be up here."

"I think Charlie is punishing me for trying to have sex. That is the only valid explanation for today." she said, laying flat on the bed.

"Charlie's gone."

"Must be Renee and Billy then." she muttered. "Whatever, forget it, I have to get out of here." she said sitting up and putting the shirt on. "Is it bad?" she asked.

"Not really." I said. The shirt clung to her because of the water but I couldn'tsee through it.

But she knew I was lying anyway but decided not to argue the point. She sighed and pushed me through the door. Her face was ten different shades of red.

She stayed close to me as we entered the living room.

"Hello Bella." they chorused.

"Hi." She muttered quietly.

"How are you this lovely spring afternoon?" Paul asked. I gave him a death glare, which he ignored.

"Just peachy." She responded.

"What brings you to our humble town of LaPush today?" Quil asked.

She raised an eybrow at him. "Just the chance that I may see your handsome face again." she retorted, earning a few laughs.

Since there was no way he was gonna let Bella leave without hassling her after that, of course when we got to the door Quil stopped us.

"Oh and Bella." he called. I could almost hear the blood rushing to her cheeks.

"Yes Quil?" she said without turning around to look at him.

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

"I really hope not."she said looking at the ceiling as he pulled Bella's bright yellow bra out from a cushion where he'd hidden it from my sight.

Bella's face looked like a cherry tomato and her eyes darted from me to the bra. She walked over to Quil her arms covering her chest and took the bra from his hand.

"Thank you." she muttered, almost unintelligibly.

"Anytime. You behave yourself now, and watch out for dogs. Don't go fucking with anymore mutts." Quil replied grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Bella got out of that door as quickly as she could, me right after her.

"I told you so." she told me, balling the bra up and heading for the car.

"I promise I looked everywhere, Quil is just an asshole, you know that." I told her, hoping she wouldn't stay angry with me.

"Okay, okay. Come see me at Charlie's later, I know my house won't be invaded." she chuckled, her face still close to tuning purple.

"Alright, do I get a kiss?" I asked mischievously.

"Yeah, I guess so." she said smiling as she reached up to pull my lips to hers. The kiss deepened and she pulled away. "That's all you get for free" she said breathlessly, getting into her car. "The rest you have to pay for." she said smiling as she closed the door and drove off.

"Bye Bella!" They all said rushing out onto the porch.

I turned and ran back toward the house, when I got inside no one was sitting in the living room but I knew they were all still here.

"You guys are a buncha cock-blocking douche bags ." I yelled.

"I'm not a cock-block or a douche." Paul said walking in from the kitchen with a bag of my chips. "You should lock the doors to the house when you're preoccupied."

"Ooh big word, did you just learn that today?" I said snatching my chips from him.

"You know I actually did," He said walking toward the door. "Bella stopped by and taught it to me right before she headed over here. I must say, that girl sure knows how to work a dic-tionary" He said smiling that big stupid grin of his.

The next thing I knew I was on four legs, chasing him through the forest.


I need help planning Jake&Bellas prank help would be nice :)