A/N Didn't I promise you guys an update? Yep! I did! Happy? Better be (; LOL JK. Here is your chapter. Will be in status updates—all status updates. R&R to tell me whatcha think! Enjoyz my Toodlerz! –T
Chapter 9: What's up Rob? Part 2
Robert Pattinson: I might have flaws but I am still beautiful!
Edward Cullen Likes this
Kristen Stewart thinks Awkward
Edward Cullen: Yeah! Not everyone can be as pretty and flawless as a vampire! Good for you for thinking that you're perfect the way you are, Rob! (Even though you are obviously not!)
Robert Pattinson: Whaa? I ARE PERFECT!
Edward Cullen: S'okay dude…I are too not perfect. (: *Burst out into song singing "Nobody's Perfect" By Hannah Montana*
Kristen Stewart: Wow.
Robert Pattinson: Bu-But a couple days ago you said that you are the only perfect dude ever and that's why Bella was so dang attracted to you!
Bella Cullen: You said what now?
Nessie Cullen: Daddy, you better run!
Mackenzie Foy: Sorry for interrupting yours and Edward Cullen's little bromance but, it's time to get back on the set of Breaking Dawn, Rob.
Robert Pattinson: We are not done here!
Edward Cullen: Hale yeah we are cause yo lil companion has to pull you off to get back on set of yo lil mooooovieee!
Robert Pattinson: Err….mmkay then….bye. Come on, Krissy.
Kristen Stewart: *Le Sigh* Thank God! Byez peeps!
Bella Cullen: Bye Kris! Goodbye, Robert.
Robert Pattinson: Why so formal, Belly?
Bella Cullen: Because you fricken changed my husband into a gangsta!
Edward Cullen: Belly, me, you, cottage…yo.
Robert Pattinson: Oh. Well, come on lil Kenzie. Byez peeps!
Bella Cullen: No Edward.
Edward Cullen: Plz Bells?
Nessie Cullen: Ew. Get a room.
Edward Cullen: That's what I'm tryin' ta do, yo!
Bella Cullen: When did you start talking text talk, mister?
Edward Cullen: Since I met Robbie Patz…yo!
Bella Cullen: NO!
Nessie Cullen: Ughh….I'm leaving this convo…good luck, momma. Peace Loserz!
Bella Cullen: Thanks.
Edward Cullen: So cottage?
Bella Cullen: No.
Edward Cullen: *Le sigh*
Bella Cullen: I've decided to change from a stay at home mother to a dog whisperer!
The Cullen's dislike this
Esme Cullen: Why would you do that, dear?
Edward Cullen: Yeah Belly, why would ya yo?
Bella Cullen: Because Renesmee is too much of a handful so I'm just letting her and Jacob go to Vegas and get married.
Edward Cullen: WTF? WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Bella Cullen: JK girlfriend ;) Do you really think I'd do that?
Edward Cullen: Nah, you wouldnt...cottage?
Bella Cullen: Let's.
Esme Cullen: Get a room, freaks.
Carlisle Cullen: Wanna go, Ez.
Robert Pattinson: Let's Carlizzle!
Edward Cullen: You stay away from my father creeper!
Robert Pattinson: Right…
Robert Pattinson: Okay! I give up! I have just been changing Edward Cullen. Truth is, we make movies based off Bella's life and I play the part of Edward, Kristen Stewart plays Bella, Mackenzie Foy will play Renesmee, Ashley Greene plays Alice, and there are more!
Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Foy are thinking WTF?
Kristen Stewart: Rob, why the crap would you spill the beans?
Robert Pattinson: I just thought they had the right to know, okay?
Mackenzie Foy: Oh, nice going, Rob!
Robert Pattinson: I WAS JUST DOING THE RIGHT THING, OKAY?
Edward Cullen: Wait, I'm just some stupid movie character?
Rosalie Hale: No, they're just stupid humans—that's all.
Ooooh! I'ma leave it at a cliffy again…it's just fun to build off of (; What do ya think? Do you think the Cullen's are gonna find out what happens about their lives in the real world or is the real world just lying to the Cullen's? Sorry I'm putting the chapter up so late but I had to finish it. I hope you like the chapter—I worked really hard on it. And if you don't, SUE ME! LOL JK! Well, next update will be Saturday. Can you wait? Hope you can! -T