Disclaimer: Star Wars belongs to George Lucas. Thank goodness for that, because I'm fairly certain he will save all the characters from anything like what goes on here ...

Reposted from my LJ.

Don't Get Cocky

"Master, please, I -"

"Unnh. See what the Force can do for you, my young apprentice?"

"Ye-yes. Oooohhhh. Master, so -"

"Don't get greedy. Patience."

"Yes, Master."


"Yes, my Master."

"Very good. Now open ... yes, yes ... wrap your tongue around my ... unnnghh, like that ... What - oh, yes ... faster ... faster ... ahhhh!"

"Like that, Master?"

"That was ... very good, for a first time."

"I am a slow learner, Master. I may require a great deal of practice. Perhaps ..."

"Unnhhh ... not now."

"I can do it!"

"Don't get cocky, Lord Vader."