Skiz: Hey, guys!
Liz: And she's back.
Skiz: I live here dumbass. Of course I'd be back. :P
Twiz: Skiz, be nice.
Skiz: You can't make me!
Twiz: Betcha I could.
Skiz: Betcha you can't. =_=
B*S: Cat fight! XD
Skiz: Maka, would you do the honors? I have my Civics textbook right underneath my desk. Or my dictionary on my bookshelf.
B*S: You can't hit your god!
Maka: Wanna bet?
Soul: I'd leave it rest if I were you, Black*Star.
Skiz: You know, while we're talking about Black*Star, why not get the first question out of the way? Twiz?
Twiz: Okay. First question for Black*Star. . .
B*S: Of course people would want to ask me questions! I'm their god, who wouldn't want to know more about me?
Skiz: =_= If you don't shut up, you won't be conscious to answer the question.
B*S: Psssssh! I can answer questions in my sleep!
Skiz: Is that a challenge?
Tsubaki: Black*Star, could you just for once please be quiet before you get into more trouble?
B*S: NO ONE SHALL SILENCE THEIR GOD!
Skiz: Then I'm atheist. =_=
Twiz: *gasp* Shame on you!
Skiz: Do you want Black*Star as your god?
Twiz: Hell no!
Skiz: Then I suggest you become one too.
Skiz: Just read the question before he goes off again.
Twiz: XP Fine. For Black*Star, "Do you love Tsubaki?"
Tsubaki: *blushes* What kind of-?
Skiz: Yes, Tsubaki.
B*S: Well, she does have some pretty big-*gets hit on head with book*
Skiz: Awwwww! :3 Maka's jealous!
Maka: WHAT? I am not!
Skiz: Deny all you want, Maka. The facts are there. YOU LOVE BLACK*STAR!
B*S: Who wouldn't love me?
Liz: You'd be amazed.
Maka: I do NOT!
Twiz: Skiz, do not even start. You KNOW how much I hate that couple!
Skiz: My story, my rules. :P So shut up.
Twiz: =_= We have been over this, Skiz.
Skiz: When was that?
Twiz: *sigh* In order to refrain from beating you to a bloody pulp, I'll just read another question.
Patty: But Black*Star never answered his!
Skiz: Black*Star now lacks the mental capacity to answer his question.
Twiz: Next question is for Blair!
Blair: Yay~ Another question for Bu-tan!
Twiz: "Why are you a slut?"
Blair: Because we're the ones who have all the fun. Duh!
Maka: =_= Lewd cat.
Blair: ;) That doesn't insult me.
Skiz: Hey, I have another question for Blair. This is my own question.
Blair: Fire away~
Skiz: Since in technical terms, a bitch is a female dog, would you be insulted if someone called you a bitch?
Blair: Hmmmmm. Never thought of it that way.
Blair: Maybe a little.
Skiz: Well, we'll have to test that out later, shain't we?
Skiz: It's a word! Somewhere. . .
Liz: You're dumb.
Skiz: =_= KID YOUR HAIR IS ASSYMMETRICAL!
Liz: YOU BITCH!
Skiz: :) Don't mess with me. I always win.
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOES! I WANT TO DIE! *cries hysterically*
Twiz: Really, Skiz?
Skiz: I am teaching Liz to never get cross with me.
Twiz: Dear Lord, Skiz.
Skiz: XP Let's just keep going.
Twiz: Fine. Next question is for-
Twiz: O.o What?
Skiz: I'm tired of asking questions. :P So boring.
Twiz: Then what do you suggest?
Skiz: Dares and requests! Duh!
Soul: Where would a good place to hide be?
Skiz: :) Since you two are so eager, you'll be the first ones to go!
Maka&Soul: We. . .are. . .screwed.
Skiz: Okay. . .Since I can't lock my closet or ANY room in my house from the outside, we're going to shove you upstairs in our attic/storage closet thingy and have someone lean against it.
Skiz: Attic/storage closet thingy.
Maka: *blinks* Do you have that ventilation stuff in yours though?
Skiz: Pssh! No!
Soul: O_O But we'll freeze!
Maka: Yeah! It's below 30 degrees outside!
Twiz: You won't freeze if you cuddle! ;)
Maka&Soul: . . .
Skiz: Okay, so we'll have Stein lean against the door.
Twiz: But isn't Sid more heavyset?
Skiz: Yes, but just in case Spirit finds out, Stein will drive him away.
Liz: You planned that out?
Skiz: I plan everything out. :P
Liz: Damn, that means you do have a brain after all.
Skiz: KID YOUR HAIR IS ASSYMMETRICAL!
Liz: *face palm* And I JUST got him to calm down!
Patty: C'mon, sis! Kid's throwing a fit again! Come watch, come watch!
Maka: Okay, I refuse to be locked in an attic-
Skiz: ATTIC/STORAGE CLOSET THINGY!
Maka: . . .Yeah that, with him! *points to Soul*
Soul: Hey, what's wrong with being trapped in a closet-
Skiz: ATTIC/STORAGE CLOSET THINGY!
Soul: Whatever! What's wrong with that?
Maka: Must I begin to explain?
Soul: What is that-
Skiz: Do it now while they're distracted!
Sid: *comes in* What's with all the screaming in here?
Twiz: Sid! Will you carry these two up to Skiz's attic and-
Skiz: ATTIC. STORAGE. CLOSET. THINGY!
Twiz: Ohmigawd, no one cares!
Skiz: I care!
Twiz: *sigh* Sid, will you take these two up to Skiz's attic/storage closet thingy and get Stein to lean against the door for a few hours or so?
Sid: I was never the kind of man to lock underage minors in a closet-
Twiz: *covers Skiz'z mouth*
Sid: - but I guess I'll go ahead and let this slip just once. *picks up Maka & Soul on either shoulder*
Skiz: Remember you guys! You get more body heat by taking your clothes off! ;)
Twiz: So when are we going to let 'em out?
Skiz: Next time.
Liz: I thought you said a few hours!
Skiz: Naah. Changed my mind. Besides, I'm pretty sure they'll have more fun with the extra time.
Twiz: She has a point.
Tsubaki: But what about-
Skiz: I HAVE SPOKEN! And now I must leave.
Skiz: Yeah. I have to work on FiFi's AMV, remember? And I only have the first 3 seconds done.
Twiz: Oh. Well, good luck on that, I guess.
Skiz: Don't forget to send in your suggestions!
Stein: Wait, I have to stand in front of this door until next time?
Twiz: Apparently so.