A Dedication to James Potter

(Sing to the tune of "Dominick the Christmas Donkey")

Hey! Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!

Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

The British Zombie Reindeer!

(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!

Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~

Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh

BRAINS.)

Dumbly's got a little friend,

His name is Mr. Prongs.

The cutest little reindeer,

He never kicks his paws.

When Dumbly visits his students,

With Mr. Prongs he'll be.

Because the snakes, they cannot

Climb the stairs of Gryffindee!

Hey! Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!

Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

The British Zombie Reindeer!

(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!

Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~

Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh

BRAINS.)

Dungbombs all around his feet

The Cloak upon his back.

Hey! Look at the map between his teeth

It's time for a prank attack!

Some ink pellets for Lucie,

and Fanged Frisbees for Snivvie

Thanks to his map, he won't be caught

By his dearest Lily!

Hey! Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!

Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

The British Zombie Reindeer!

(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!

Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~

Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh

BRAINS.)

Gryffees sing and clap their hands

And Prongsie starts to dance.

The Slytherins complain and so

He fills their shoes with ants.

Lucie shrieks and runs away

And Snivvie starts to faint.

Cause Prongs kissed Evans on the cheek

Since he knows Snivvie cain't!

Hey! Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!

Chingedy Ching!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

The British Zombie Reindeer!

(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!

Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~

Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh

BRAINS.)

Hey! Mr. Prongs! Mischief Managed!

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)

(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)