This is another story that I decided to do out of spur of the moment. I'm actually suffering from severe writer's block and can't think of shit for my current stories, so I'm writing this to make myself feel better…

I think this story is actually pretty hilarious and very much like 'His and Her Circumstances' since that is all I've been watching in the past few hours.

Summary: Sasuke is perfect. Scratch that, he's everything anybody could dream of. And he wasn't ashamed to admit that he bathed in everyone's admiration. Naruto's a new student with only one thing on his mind. Sasuke. NaruSasu, Yaoi, M for sexual content and language.

Attention Whore

Sasuke's life was perfect. He had everything: good looks, charm, talented in pretty much anything he attempted, intellect beyond any normal individual, money, had sophisticated friends, a high-class and respected family, and a girlfriend who could be considered the prettiest girl in all of Japan. Yes, this was the life of a dream. Sure Sasuke was spoiled and yeah he was an asshole, but he was the asshole that everyone wanted to be.

That's how it was meant to be.

"Sasuke, you should get up before you're late to school," an elder voice spoke, lightly shaking the bundle underneath the covers just enough for him to come back into the world of consciousness.

He made a very unattractive noise, before throwing the covers angrily off and onto the floor, sitting up to glare at his maid. She wasn't fazed, being with the young Uchiha boy for most of his life made her pretty much immune to the promises of death his eyes gave her.

"Hurry and dress, breakfast will be waiting downstairs," she said with a smile. He grumbled, seeing the women scurry off without a care in the world and suddenly felt the urge to throw a blunt object at the back of her head, but, that need soon faded, along with the notion of just going back to sleep in spite the elder woman's words.

Mumbling something incoherent under his breath he reached down to scratch the small pubes curling at the top of his boxers, letting a short yawn seep through his pink lips.

Ah yes, Sasuke Uchiha was definitely the epitome of perfection.


Walking down the hallways with Sasuke was a privilege most weren't blessed with. Honestly, the guy was a walking trophy, shining with gorgeous looks as other students seemed to be worshipping him in blind admiration. Did Sasuke mind? It would be a lie to say he hated it. It would be an even bigger lie to say he wasn't bathing in pure delight at having these fools bending backwards just to please him. This kind of attention was the type of thing he fed off of.

Of course, he'd never admit any of that, in fact, he was more than content on being seemingly indifferent about it. But, inside he was bowing with such bold arrogance at those admiring looks people tossed at him like roses. To anyone else, this might seem a bit sickening.

Really, it was sickening.

So Sasuke Uchiha always felt good when walking down the familiar hallways of his school. And yes, this was his school. Hey, you can't blame him for being conceded, he was an Uchiha and being an Uchiha made arrogance a given trait. How was he supposed to act when given such appreciated treatment? The people loved him, and he knew they did. Yes, he was hungry for attention, and he was not ashamed of this in the least.

Then, why today was he frowning with such discontent?

He shoved his hands in his pockets with a grunt and glared down the hallway making sure that his path was clear and anyone who dared step in his way saw the threat of death in his eyes.

He was pissed, no he was furious! Why did everybody seem to be avoiding him like there was something more important than him? There was nothing more important than him! Seriously, what the fuck! He's never gone a day without walking into school and immediately being surrounded by fans. Today there was…nobody! What did he do wrong? Is there something on his clothes? Did he not comb his hair right? Did he forget to brush his teeth? Does he STINK? Why the hell are they staying away from him!

After giving himself a quick check in the bathroom only to discover that he was fresh and just a gorgeous as he'd always been, he stalked to his first period finding his way to the seat farthest from the front and plopped in it angrily.

He let out a deep breath. He really needed to calm down. This was getting to be a bit ridiculous. Okay…deep breaths…in…and out. This could all be just some sick prank or something right? I mean, how could they not still love him? He's….he's Sasuke Uchiha for God's sake!

"Hey," he felt a soft peck on his cheek for a moment, knocking him out of the inward battle inside his head and forcing him to look up to the sight of a pink haired girl smiling in front of him.

"Hn," he grunted, looking away from his bubbly girlfriend. Honestly, the girl was more trouble than she's worth. She's annoying, needy, and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up! But, he deals with her because it brings more attention towards him when he's dating the hottest girl in…well… in the region. But that really didn't matter now. Just seeing her now was pissing him off. She frowned, furrowing her eyebrows in discomfort before taking her seat beside him.

He huffed and let his gaze set on the door. There was still another ten minutes before class started and there were only about four people in the classroom (including him and Sakura). There were a few faint screams that could be heard down the hall that caught his attention. He blinked and looked over to Sakura who was twirling her hair in between her fingers in pure ignorance.

"What was that?" he asked in a low voice. At the sound of his voice her head snapped upright and she blinked over towards her brooding boyfriend with a smile. The urge to roll his eyes was hard to ignore, but he settled on keeping his mind on the familiar noises of his fellow students (familiar because he'd heard those same noises from his many admirers the day before).

She blinked again and looked from side to side, finally registering his question before answering, "I donno, I think there's some new student," she shrugged and took her eyes off the raven only to drift them off into space.

"New student?" he questioned, not taking his eyes off the door now and settling with glaring at it with pure evil intent.

"Yah, some European guy; at least that's what Ino says," she smiled, still messing around with her hair except this time she decided to pull out a compact mirror and fix up her already perfect face.

So, some European bastard is trying to steal his fans away, trying to steal his school. The nerve of that smug piece of garbage! Sasuke seethed angrily, fisting the end of his desk, threatening the wood to snap in between his clutches, wishing it was this so-called "New Student's' face in his hands right now.

He growled lowly as he made up his mind, finding it to be the best solution to his problems. He was going to annihilate this fan-stealing bastard once and for all. He smirked at the thought of possibly shoving the mysterious man in front of a moving bus, or maybe tying him to a train track. No matter how childish he sounded right now, he really didn't care.

Evil delight swam through his body as the bell rang. Homeroom was finally beginning and the remainder of his classmates poured into the class.

Yes, he would not be beat. Not by some intruder entering his territory.


After homeroom things went pretty smoothly for the raven devil. He noticed that many of his fellow students still swooned at the sight of him passing, and the pompous smirk that threatened his lips was hard to keep at bay.

Although, there were many that almost seemed to have forgotten he'd existed all for some new kid who he hadn't even seen yet! He'd tried numerous times to find the European bastard, but every attempt at getting a glimpse at this guy failed miserably. Honestly, he was beginning to think that this guy was just some made up figment of his imagination, but he was then brutally reminded of the truth when one of his former fans would completely ignore him.

He sighed, feeling a bit worn out with all of his searching. It was now lunch and he was damned if he'd spend it walking around these godforsaken hallways once more in search of this soon-to-be-annihilated moron.

Ditching his girlfriend and her annoying (as fuck) friends, he went over to one of the vending machines and bought a few bags of chips and a soda before heading up to the roof. Ah yes, his beloved spot. The place where he could get away and think (most preferably about ways to kill his new found rival), but aside from that, nobody usual went to the roof to eat. He hadn't understood why, he'd always found it peaceful and relaxing. But either way it worked out in his favor.

As he finally approached the door he swung it open, balancing his drink and chips in one arm as he did so. He looked up after kicking the door shut only to be met with deep blue eyes staring back at him with shock. He gave the blonde a similar expression, not used to seeing other people come up here, but that look was soon wiped away as he settles with glaring at the blonde.

"Hey," the other spoke after a long pause.

"Hn," he grunted, not caring for the other's reaction to his blatant rudeness as he made his way to the railing.

The other simply cocked and eyebrow, wondering if he'd said something wrong. He shrugged, he wasn't too accustomed to the Japanese ways yet, but he was sure he had nothing to worry about. Though he was grateful that the other hadn't acted as the others he'd previously met did. So many people came up to him, and they were all speaking so fast! Honestly, how did they expect him to understand what they were saying? It all just sounded like a bunch of noise to him. His Japanese wasn't bad, but fuck if he knew what they were saying.

He sighed. This guy seemed to be different, not only that but he was extremely attractive. He'd never seen someone look so feminine and yet so manly. It was enticing. He wanted to get to know him; if anything they could be friends, though that thought was thrown out the window completely when he realized just how attractive this guy was. If they became friends, he didn't know how he'd be able to keep his hands to himself.

"Hey," he said again without thinking and took a seat next to the raven. The other just chose to continue to devour his bag of chips. The blonde grinned and inched closer to him. "What's your name?" he asked.

"None of your business," the other responded, thinking the question was as stupid as this guy must be. He was clearly pissed, could this guy not see that he wanted to be alone?

"I guess that's fair," he decided and leaned back against the railing. He looked back at the other and raked his eyes over his body. Scratch his earlier statements; this guy was drop dead gorgeous. It was a wonder what surprises were hidden under the light fabric of his school uniform. He grinned at the thought of discovering them.

"What?" the raven snapped finally, tired of the other's gawking. Normally he would just brush it off as a normal reaction to seeing how truthfully gorgeous he was, but for some reason this guy just pissed him off. And it didn't help that the blonde was just as gorgeous as himself, if not possibly…better looking? Hell if he'd ever admit it, even to himself, but the mere sight of the other was seriously ticking him off.

"Just looking." The other said slyly, his tongue rolling lazily with each word. "Am I bothering you?" he asked, and Sasuke turned to him fully to pin him down with a glare.

"Yes, actually, I'd prefer it if you left," he nearly spat out and the blonde couldn't help the amusement showing on his face.

"But wasn't it you who came here and bothered me? It's just rude to kick me out when I was here first," he reasoned, the grin never leaving his face.

Sasuke was fuming now. How dare this…this…smug bastard contradict him! How dare he! Who the hell did he think he was! He grit his teeth and clenched his fists. Today was not the day to get on his nerves, especially when it's this Greek God wannabe, stuck up, prick who thinks he can do and say whatever he wants. Hell no! "Fuck you," he growled and settled with that as a successful comeback. He laid his chips down, feeling his appetite quickly fading and looked over to gaze out at the sky. Anything was better than looking into those annoyingly blue eyes.

There was a short silence. "So how old are you?" the blonde asked, feeling the need to hear more of that orgasmic deep voice once again. Hm, he'd like to hear that voice choked up and begging for him to move faster and harder and…

"Excuse you," said deep voice snapped, breaking him out of his musings.

"How old are you?" he repeated and the other narrowed his eyes at him.

"My personal business has nothing to do with you and is yet again, none of your business," he stated firmly.

"Well, your age isn't exactly your personal business, and I'd like to know more about you if possible," he grinned. There he was again contradicting him! And he dare try to look innocent doing it. The man was evil.

"Does it please you to piss me off?" he snapped.

"That wasn't my intention. Are you angry?"

Glare.

Grin.

"You're an idiot," he said, crossing his arms and turning away.

"So I've been told, but I still want to know," he admitted, still grinning. Shit, did this guy have to constantly look so flirtatious? If he had to look at the grin one more time he might resort to shoving the other over the edge of the building and risk the consequences of possibly murdering another student.

"Too bad," he answered. When was lunch going to end anyway? It felt like he'd been sitting there forever.

The blonde frowned this time, and Sasuke couldn't help but sigh in relief. Maybe he gave up. He lifted his can of coke and raised it to his lips to take a sip.

"So, do you like men or women?" and as soon as the liquid entered his mouth it was spat back out and all over the floor in front of him, some drops sliding down his chin. He wiped his mouth frantically, and turned to the other as if he was about to pull out a knife and jam it in between his eyes.

The blonde was grinning open mouthed now, fighting the urge to burst out into a fit of laughter. "What the fuck are you saying?" he asked, not liking how high his voice got, but the outburst didn't seem to faze the other.

"Hm, I just wanted to know. You know…for future references," he answered so nonchalant that it almost sent the Uchiha into blind rage. But instead he decided that getting up and leaving was the best course of action. Hell if he was going to get in trouble for beating the blonde into a bloody pulp.

"You're leaving?" and just then the sound of the bell could be heard. They stood still for a moment, one looking at the other and the other glaring at the door, refusing to meet the other's gaze.

"Hn," was his only response and he dusted himself off and adjusted his bag over his shoulder. He huffed, rushing towards the door and leaving without a single word or glance back at the other.

The blonde smiled this time, feeling that this school was much more interesting than he'd initially thought.

The next day, Sasuke went to school with a brighter attitude. Sure, he was still inwardly seething at the lack of attention h


e was getting and the thought of that anonymous blonde pissed him off, he still went to school smirking. Today he would figure out who his rival was and he would put the bastard in his place.

Yes, he was greatly pleased with the idea. So pleased that he happily entered his homeroom and even kissed Sakura fully on the lips (regretting it afterwards seeing as his lips were now stained with pink lip gloss that tasted disgusting), but nonetheless he was still beaming with joy. Sure, it may seem like he was being a sadistic bastard by gleefully contemplating his rival's torture, but he was a sadistic bastard, so how could you blame him?

Okay yeah, it really wasn't that serious, but to Sasuke it was like winning the world cup. Once he'd came to a conclusion the night before that he would illuminate his competition (and later kill that disturbed blonde) he felt as if a huge weight was lifted from his shoulders. Yes, things would work out splendidly.

"What's got you so excited today?" Sakura asked, feeling a bit overwhelmed by the kiss. Sasuke rarely ever took the initiative in kissing her, and most of the time she'd kissed him he seemed greatly displeased. So, you could imagine her surprise.

"Oh nothing," he chirped, again, completely out of character.

The bell rung and students fumbled into the class and to their seats.

Suddenly, Sasuke frowned at one of the students lazily walking in. He felt his good mood wash away into dread.

Oh God.

The blonde looked around, a group of students formed gawking and surrounding him.

Oh dear God.

"Oh look, it's the new student. I didn't know he was in our class," Sakura said, straightening up and fixing herself so that she'd look more…appealing? He suddenly felt the urge to kick the girl, but he didn't take his eyes off the blonde. He couldn't.

THIS was the guy he'd been searching for? THIS was the reason for his sudden lack of popularity among the students? He ground his teeth together. God, he couldn't describe how pissed he was! How did he not know! That stupid accent, and the unusually natural blonde hair and blue eyes! Urgh, he's so stupid! Why was he so stupid!

This can't really be happening. The two people he hated the most out of all (decided as of yesterday) were combined into one bastard? How could God give him such divine punishment? What did he do to deserve this?

He glared at the group of girls surrounding him only to look up and meet blue eyes staring back at him. The blonde grinned (that retarded sultry grin that Sasuke decided he hated with a passion) and winked. Oh God he winked! If only Sasuke could just punch him in the mouth.

The blonde looked down at the girls surrounding him and said something Sasuke couldn't quite hear over their obsessive squealing and made his way over towards the back of the class and into the seat beside Sasuke and the opposite side of Sakura.

Sasuke glared and kept his face forward, fully intent of ignoring the bastard.

"Hey Princess," he spoke leaning over his desk so that he could get closer to the raven. Dark eyes widened before settling on glaring into space. Though the change in facial expression didn't go unnoticed by the blonde and his grin only widened. "Hm, Lucky me, and here I was thinking I wouldn't see you again." With that he scooted his chair closer to Sasuke, leaning in so that his lips were only inches away from the other's ear and just as he was about to say something else a high pitched voice knocked him out of his thoughts and he leaned back to see who was on the other side of his 'Princess'. "Hm?" he raised an eyebrow, a bit annoyed with the interruption.

"I said, hi. You're new right?" the pink haired girl rolled her eyes playfully and gave him a flirtatious smile. The urge to kick his girlfriend was there yet again, and it didn't help when her speaking only caused the blonde to lean over his desk, allowing his chest to brush against him. The muscles he felt through the fabric only reminded him of the anger he felt towards the other and the fact that this was the very cause of his anguish. The guy even had more muscle than him!

"Oh, yeah I'm new," he answered, returning the look with a suggestive smirk of his own. God he was infuriating! Just then another bell rung, this time it was the late bell and the teacher came in seconds after, closing the door behind him. This didn't seem to bother the blonde though, since he just continued to press himself against the raven.

"I'm Sakura," she whispered, loud enough for him to hear, the teacher talking in the background.

"Cool," he glanced at Sasuke who just remained glaring up at the front of the class as if he was actually listening to the teacher. "I'm Naruto," he answered, this time not taking his eyes off Sasuke as if the girl wasn't even there. The raven's eyebrow twitched slightly at the name, and Naruto grinned successfully. He looked back at the pink haired girl and let his grin spread across his face "It's really nice to meet you Sakura," she blushed at the sound of her name.

This was ridiculous. The blonde was winning! He was letting him win! He growled under his breath as he spoke low enough so that only the blonde could hear (which wasn't too hard since he was significantly close) "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop hitting on my girlfriend." Hah! He smirked as the blonde let a frown take over his face. Yes, Sasuke could never lose to such an idiot.

"I'm sorry Princess, I hadn't known you could get so jealous," he whispered against the pale neck causing Sasuke to choke on his own breath.

And just like that the situation was flipped. Naruto was grinning and Sasuke was frowning…well more like glaring and contemplating murder. What the hell was that supposed to mean anyway? Jealous? Him? Why would he be jealous?

"Naruto," the sound of their teacher's voice snapped then out of their silent battle. Well to Sasuke it was a battle, to Naruto it was more like a game.

"Hm?" he scooted back a few inches, not wanting to deal with questions as to why he was practically speaking into Sasuke's ear and gave the teacher an annoyed look. Yet again he was interrupted!

"You're new, so it'd be nice for you to introduce yourself to the class," he explained causing the blonde to let out an uninterested sigh. Sasuke on the other hand was still pissed and chose it wiser to lay his head in between his arms.

It was official. He hated life. The life that was once full of riches was now turned into hell by this blonde annoyance. He had to be the single most unbearable human being he'd ever met!

But he would not lose. Not to this bastard. There was no way he would let such a guy beat him!


As soon as the bell rung Sasuke made sure to get out of the class as soon as possible, completely ignoring his girlfriend's calls for him to wait as he through his bag over his should and stalked out without a single glance back. Though it didn't surprise him to find a second pair of feet quickly falling into beat with his; it just served to infuriate him even more.

A few people stopped in their tracks to gawk at then, others were in a short state of shock at seeing two gorgeous people walking together. It was slightly overwhelming. Although with each step Sasuke was just getting angrier and angrier. Why was that idiot following him anyway? Seeing that they were approaching his first period he finally stopped and turned to face the other (grinning as always).

"Did you want something?" he asked with false politeness and it was then that he noticed how short he was compared to the blonde. The idiot was nearly a head taller than him! Damn Europeans and their freakish height. This only pissed Sasuke off even more, and he couldn't help but feel slightly embarrassed with having to look up at the other.

"Not really. This is my first time going to classes here, so," he paused, pulling his schedule out and waving it in front of Sasuke's face "I was wondering if you might assist me in finding my next class," Sasuke glared, faintly wondering what the other had been doing yesterday, but let the thought slip his mind.

"Find it yourself," he decided and was about to turn into his class when he felt his hand being grabbed. He stopped and glared up at the other, half enraged and half in shock.

"Come on, If you don't show me I'll just sit here until the period's over," he suggested, looking slightly sincere, but Sasuke could see the mischievous look behind those seemingly innocent eyes.

"No," he said more firmly, and tried yanking his hand away, but it was to no avail. Damn that bastard! He growled and looked around to make sure they weren't drawing any attention before settling with glaring at the blonde.

"Please?" he asked, in a lower voice, a voice that Sasuke would rather die than admit was…hot. Curse that idiot.

"Fine, shut up and come on," he said snatching the schedule out of a tanned hand and pulling the blonde along, not realizing that they were still holding hands. The blonde grinned and let himself be pulled as Sasuke studied the schedule, looking up every now and then to make sure he wouldn't knock into anything or anyone, though the hallways were nearly empty by now.

"Thanks," he whispered, not really caring if he heard him or not. He grinned looking down at their hands and sped up a bit so that they were side by side, this giving him the perfect opportunity to intertwine their fingers.

Sasuke suddenly jumped at the feel of the other's hand and quickly shook his hand free stopping to glare at him once more. "What the fuck are you doing?" he growled and the other just shrugged as if the situation could be simply blown off. Then he grinned. Damn Sasuke wanted to punch him in the mouth.

"Well you didn't let go so I figured you wanted to hold hands," he said, shoving his now free hands into his pockets. Sasuke's eyes widened in shock at the statement, but also the realization that he was, in fact, the one holding onto the other's hand. He blushed. Uchiha's never blush and yet here he was looking like a little girl.

Fuck.

The bell rung, they were both late.

Sasuke took this chance to turn on his heals without another word and lead the blonde to his class. How in two days has this idiot made him feel: angry, self-conscious, surprised, frustrated, childish, flustered and now…defeated? He shook his head at his own thoughts and stopped as he found the door.

He turned and faced the blonde again, relieved when he wasn't met with another grin. Instead the blonde raised an eyebrow at him and looked almost worried.

Idiot.

He handed him his schedule and brushed past him without a second thought.


The week seemed to drag on slowly, and the weekend even slower, but yet again, it was Monday. Nothing much changed, though Naruto was feeling very irritated with his 'Princess'. The raven hasn't said anything to him since their little scene in the hallway and it was slightly agonizing. Sure he'd only met the boy a week prier, but if anything Naruto got what he wanted and he wanted Sasuke. Not to mention that pink haired girl was more than slightly infuriating. Why did Sasuke chose such a girl to be his girlfriend? She seems like the type of person Sasuke would be most likely to stay away from.

He sighed and watched as said boy entered their homeroom with the pink haired girl hanging onto his arm like a leech. He cursed under his breath and put on his normal cheery grin as she smiled and waved at him.

"Hey Sakura!" he said as they both took their usual seats. He looked at Sasuke who kept his eyes closed as he sat beside him.

"Hey Naruto, what's up?" he shrugged, not taking his eyes off the raven. God, all he's been able to think about since they first met was getting into bed with him and the way the raven fit so nicely in his school uniform made it hard not to undress him with his eyes. He swallowed to wet his dry throat and smirked when he saw dark eyes opening to glance at him for a quick second. "…don't you think Naruto?" he looked up at the girl once more and cocked his head to the side. Was she talking that entire time?

"Hm?" he said, giving her his usual response and she sighed.

"Um, it's nothing," she huffed, giving up and looking towards the front of the class as the late bell rang. He shrugged and continued his checking-out-Sasuke time and, if he'd say so himself, this was definitely his favorite time of the day.

"Stop staring idiot," was the quiet response after about ten minutes of his staring and he grinned.

"So you're talking to me again?" he asked, leaning back in his seat, but not taking his eyes off the other for a moment.

"Whatever gave you the idea that I was talking to you in the first place?" he said glaring back at him. The other shrugged.

"You're talking to me now," he insisted, pointing a finger lazily at him. Sasuke rolled his eyes at this and looked back up at the lesson.

A few more minutes passed and Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. He slammed down his pencil and glared at the blonde smirking with such false innocence. "Do you mind?" he asked, not needing to say anymore and just continued to glare as a warning, 'Keep staring and you die'.

"Sorry Princess," he whispered and turned back to the lesson, feeling completely satisfied, even though he hadn't a clue what their teacher was talking about. Sasuke on the other hand was silently fuming at his new nickname and began writing down notes furiously.

Damn him.


Lunch time finally came, and yet again Sasuke had to find a place where he could successfully avoid the blonde. It seemed as if the blonde was here solely to make his life worse and worse. He'd already succeeded in taking his friends, his girlfriend, his popularity, and well…what else was important? And all this happened in the course of one week. He sighed, finding a spot in the back of the school behind a tree perfectly far from the source of his problems.

He'd hate to admit it but, he lost. The blonde won. And there was nothing he could do about it. He sat down, opening his can of soda and taking a small sip. This really sucks. To think Sasuke has been sunk from the top of the social latter to the very bottom.

"Hey," he jumped at the voice, but didn't bother to act too surprised. He knew it was coming; it was only a matter of time. He'd already come to terms with the fact that his life was going to be nothing but hell, so the spawn of Satan showing up was pretty inevitable.

"Are you following me now?" he asked, still gazing down at the grass under his feet.

"Yeah," the other answered simply and plopped down beside him.

"What do you want idiot?" he sighed.

"You seem to be upset Princess, may I ask why?" he inquired, but received a glare in return.

"Fuck off," and said and thought for a moment, "And stop calling me that ridiculous name."

"But you've never told me your name," he grinned, and Sasuke felt sick. He was right. Of course he was right. He's always fucking right! He cursed under his breath and looked away.

"Don't you have something more important to be doing?"

"Why are you dating Sakura?" he asked, completely ignoring the previous question. Sasuke blinked, thrown off by the sudden outburst and also the tense gaze Naruto was giving him.

"Why is that any of your concern?" he countered, a bit annoyed by the fact that he was ignored.

"It's not really, but I want to know," he said, not taking his eyes off him. Sasuke didn't say anything else and a second later he found himself unable to breathe through his mouth. His eyes widened for what seemed like the millionth time in the week he's known the blonde.

Damn him. And damn those soft lips. He looked from side to side, then back at the blonde, whose eyes remained open, staring at the Uchiha as if a challenge was just initiated. Sasuke just started back, fighting the urge to close his eyes and deepen the kiss. He didn't know if he should push the boy away or accept this challenge. Of course, a rational person would have freaked out the second this happened and shoved the blonde away without a moment's hesitation. But Sasuke was not a rational person.

Finally Naruto let his eyes drift closed once he was sure Sasuke wasn't going to pull away and took his lower lip in between his teeth. The other let out a soft noise from the shock of…well….he still wasn't sure what was going on.

Soon he found himself flat on his back with his so-called 'rival' lying on top of him and he finally let his eyes completely close. It was a bit awkward feeling someone kiss him so…fully, when the farthest thing he'd ever done was kiss Sakura for about three seconds before pulling away in disgust. Yes, the perfect Uchiha was a virgin, as tough as he built himself up to be, he had no idea what a real kiss felt like.

Well, now he did.

He shivered, feeling the cold, wet appendage digging in between his lips as it worked to force them apart and almost smirked. Yes, this was it. The moment he'd been waiting for. He could still win! Though he would never speak of doing such a thing, he felt that right now he could finally regain his pride! Though in actuality, his pride was weakening ever so slowly.

Sure, he was thinking irrationally, and yeah it would be a win only Naruto and he would be aware of, but it was enough to satisfy him with a reason to why he was enjoying this kiss so much, because saying that the blonde was turning him on would be too much for his pride to handle.

Finally giving up on trying to pry his lips apart, with a sigh of frustration the blonde simply went back to nibbling and sucking on the pale bottom lip. Sasuke gasped lightly at the feeling bubbling in the pit of his gut as a jolt of pleasure rinsed through him.

Using this as leverage the blonde finally had the access he needed and immediately shoved his tongue down the other's throat before he had a chance to fully close his mouth. And thus, a new battle began. Both tongues clashed violently, fighting to gain complete access to the other's mouth. After a while the blonde just gave up and let the Uchiha do whatever he wanted, which was the first time Sasuke could honestly say he was pleased with him.

Yep, Sasuke was being a complete fool, but right now he didn't care. Right now he was more focused on playing with the back of Naruto's mouth to notice the bell ringing from within the school, too busy focusing on the tan hands going under his shirt and the sensation of warm hands on his sides to realized who these hands actually belonged to, and too focused on the taller male's hips grinding against his to realize exactly what they were doing.

What were they doing anyway? Wasn't this the same guy that made his life hell for the past week; the same guy he vowed to 'annihilate', the same guy who he hated? Honestly, what the hell was going through his head? The idiot must have done something to him, cause never in his life had he ever acted so reckless, so utterly and completely shameless.

Suddenly, the hands that were recently roaming over his chest were now tugging at the buttons on his pants.

And finally, he realized everything.

His eyes shot up and he pushed the blonde off violently taking in a deep breath as his lips were finally released.

He really was an idiot.

Naruto blinked, the lust of the moment fading quickly as he saw Sasuke's horrified expression.

Shit.

He really hadn't meant to go that far. He just couldn't stand looking at those perfect lips. Those perfect lips that looked even more appetizing when swollen and red. He groaned.

Fuck.

He hadn't anticipated the outcome of his actions.

Sasuke jumped up, keeping his eyes far away from those hauntingly blue ones. What had he been thinking? He quickly tucked in his shirt and straightened his hair before picking up his stuff and dashing back towards the building. He didn't run; Uchiha's don't run away, but hell if he took his time.

The other simply sat there in the same spot, scratching his hair with a frustrated sigh.

God he was so stupid!


Okay, I know I have other things to be updated, I know, but I couldn't help myself really. I hope you somewhat enjoyed it. Please tell me what you think, I really like hearing peoples thoughts, good or bad.

Thanks, I'll try to update everything soon... I think...