"No. Not quite right, yet. Try again."
"I can't! My feet are aching."
"Don't complain. You need practice. You'll be wearing those shoes all day."
"You couldn't have found a more comfortable pair?"
"How should I know what women's high-heeled shoes are more comfortable? You could've bought them yourself! You're the one determined to go undercover as Ms. Theresa Macaulay! You asked me to tell you if your walk was convincing. And it's not. So, walk across the room again. And this time… sway your hips a bit more. Try to look graceful."
Fine, I'll… John! Is that a webcam?