"I blame you for this, John."
"I didn't ask you to come."
"I was bored."
"You insulted Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Mickey…"
"I merely intimated that watching superannuated pseudo-actors kill and maim is no demonstration of masculinity."
"Loud enough for everyone in the theatre to hear."
"Not as loudly as they called my masculinity into question."
"You started the brawl, anyway."
"No. I am far too secure in my masculinity to resort to fisticuffs to defend it."
"I'm glad you are, Sherlock."
"And this black eye is still your fault! It's going to be nearly impossible to conceal…"