One Eye in the Mirror

"Hang on!"

"What?"

"You're wearing different clothes."

"Yes?"

"You changed to look at a crime scene?"

"Some of us have a modicum of self respect…"

"Of course…"

"There was an ink spot on my lapel. It was—what are you humming?"

"Song I made up."

"Spare us!"

"You're so vain! I bet you think this song is about you! Don't you? Don't you?"

"Huh."

"What? Don't you like it?"

"It's… almost clever, really... I can't believe you went to so much trouble just to insult me."

"No—haha!—no… no trouble at all!"

"You can stop laughing any time now."


"You're So Vain" by Carly Simon: http : / / www . youtube . com / watch / ?v=b6UAYGxiRwU