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You: hi

Stranger: hello(:

You: Who are you?

Stranger: nooo who are YOU

Stranger: ?

You: .. This is Matt, isn't it. PUT THAT FUCKING POT DOWN NOW!

Stranger: haha no no no.

You: ...

You: Then who else would it be?

Stranger: brenda, DUH

You: Brenda, huh?

You: This is Mello.

Stranger: jello?

Stranger: cello?

You: WHAT THE FUCK

You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: aggressive mucchhh

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Stranger: what is the goal of civilisation?

You: hey.

Stranger: hello

You: The goal of civilisation

You: is

You: ...

You: Let me ask my super smart boyfriend who knows everything~

Stranger: ok

You: ... He called me an idiot.

You: and said

You: That from his point of view, civilisation should be clean from criminals... And he will become God of this new world which he is creating!

Stranger: that doesn't answer the question

You: I know.

You: I may have gotten it confused when I went to ask him...

Stranger: ok

You: OH! My name is Misa by the way :D

Stranger: mine is andrew

You: I know a girl called Drew :)

You: she's american XD

You: ...

You: I framed her for being kira

Stranger: what are you?

You: I will become the goddess of this new world, along side with light

Stranger: where will this new world be?

You: here, with his power using the death note, he will rid this world of evil

You: and save all the rightous

Stranger: we are all evil

You: raito isn't!

You: raito is a good person!

Stranger: but he is still evil

You: you know, if you show me your face, with my shinigami eyes... i can save you from a painful death...

You: but

Stranger: I don't want to be saved

You: then, raito will kill you with a heart attack

You: or

You: ...

You: maybe worse.

Stranger: raito is fictional

You: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

Stranger: yup

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You: hey

Stranger: hello

Stranger: where are you from?

You: no matter where you look, you'll never find out.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: youre strange

Stranger: i'm sleepy

You: Hi sleepy. I'm Near

Stranger: how would you know if youre near

Stranger: how old are you

You: I wouldn't.

You: My age is completely classified.

Stranger: deuces

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You: Hello

Stranger: hey

You: it's come to my attention, that you believe 18 year olds are too old for toys.

You: Is this true?

Stranger: no

You: Thankfully, with your response, you have not insulted my honour.

You: My name is Near.

You: I'm 18, and I like toys.

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You: What? You don't approve of leather wearing, chocolate eating blondes?

Stranger: love em

Stranger: so you a female

Stranger: cuz im 20 m

You: IF YOUR MISTAKING ME FOR A GIRL I'M GOING TO FUCKING COME UP THERE MYSELF, RIP YOUR NUTS OFF, FEED THEM TO MY DOGS AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT WITH MY MOTHER FUCKING GUN!

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You: hello

Stranger: hi im 13 and im a guy... go disconnect if your a perverted guy :)

You: hi,

You: i'm 19

You: I love tekken

You: and zelda

Stranger: haha

You: and mario

Stranger: cool :)

You: my name is matt :D

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