Until research can prove otherwise, humanity's greatest fear-the dead reproducing the dead-is a comforting impossibility.

Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide


Beneath mistletoe and holly,

Revelling in Christmas jolly,

Rogan and Sophie catch their eyes,

Their stomachs squirm like butterflies.

Far away from zombie moans,

Rogan pants and Sophie groans.

The passion of their actions stark,

Rogan's shots are on the mark.

Come rising dawn the pair still slumber,

Though their years of bliss are numbered.

There's still dangers for Man to face,

But the pair will always have embrace.