Title: A Technical Threesome

Author: Me, of course.

Characters: Delic x Shizuo x Tsugaru. Yep, it's a YAOI. If youd o not know what those words mean, please do not continue reading. And if you do, you can't say I didn't warn ya.

Summary: Shizuo comes after a long night of throwing things goes to bed. All he wants is to get some sleep, but is rudely awakened by his two alternate personalities, the playful yet suave Delic and the serious Tusgaru. They tell him that he needs to loosen up more, and they help him...by doing stuff. LEMONY YAOI. If you don't like it, please don't read and scar yourself for life.

A kink meme for an anonymous person.

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Yes, I wrote it. And I had a hell of a fun time doing it too. XD

No smut in this chapter, but there will be a lemon in the next couple.

And...start!


God, it had been a long night. Shizuo flopped himself onto his bed, not even bothering to change out of his clothes. The fucking flea had followed him all through the god damned night, and he hadn't been able to take a break from throwing things for 8 straight hours. He was home now, where he could sleep, and relax...

Closing his eyes, he curled up into a ball and felt himself relax. The comfort of sleep slowly entrapped him and he felt himself fall asleep.

When he woke up, he felt like it had been only 5 minutes. The sound of voices kept persistent, and he sat up instinctively and threw the alarm clock at the side of his bed at them. "SHUT UP!" He growled, and flopped back into bed, holding his pillow.

"Eh? Aw...Tsu, he looks so mad." A playful voice that sounded too much like his own spoke.
"I told you this was a bad idea." Shizuo felt the weight of the bed shift as the person who had just spoke took a seat. Well, he couldn't ignore the voices now that they had a body to go with them. He opened his eyes and turned to look in the directions of the voices, only to see two identical copies of him.

In shock, he sat up and studied them in confusion. "W-wha?"

Copy number one, the first voice, spoke. "Oh! He's awake. Hello Shizuo, I'm Delic, and that is Tsugaru. It's nice to meet you, finally." Wearing a white suit that made him look too much like a host, the Shizuo clone called Delic held out his hand. Utterly confused, Shizuo shook it.

"W-what the hell are you doing here?" He asked, backing up on his bed.

Tsugaru sat on his bed, in blue kimono, and looked at Delic in apathetic annoyance. " leave him hanging in confusion." Tsugaru tuned to Shizuo and said,"Look. We're your alternate personalities that you locked away. Delic here says that you aren't enjoying your life enough. Normally, I would say that you need to be more serious, but let's get honest here. You haven't been laid in what, 3 years?"

Shizuo blushed. "Shut up! Besides, what can you guys do anyway?"

He shivered at the look Delic gave him. "Well..." the man played with the cord of his headphones, "I don't know, Shizuo-kun~ Tsugaru, what do you think we should do?"

Tsugaru shook his head. "Stop messing with his head and just tell him we're going to fuck him already."


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