Lemony: Ok everyone knows I write crackfics on one of two occasions: When I'm sad or when I have writers block. I'm going through a little both right now, so from that a crackfic has sprung.
Wicked: And your running on RockStar…your hyper as hell.
Awesome: You are going to buy me more RockStar! You drank it all!
Lemony: And now, I have to pee…
Lemony: We're baaaaaaacccckkkk! Why does it seem like its been forever?
Audience: BECAUSE IT HAS LEMONY! BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU!
Lemony: Awww, I love you too! And now for our next guest…Rukia Kuchiki!
Rukia: *runs from backstage* *waves* Hi everyone!
Lemony: Now on to our first question, is it true that in every fanfic you've had lemons with Gin?
Lemony: I didn't say anything, are you hearing things?
Rukia: You called me a slut!
Lemony: No I didn't.
Rukia: Yes you did.
Lemony: I did not.
Rukia: Did too!
Lemony: YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?
Lemony: YOOOOUUUU GOOONNNNAAAA MAKE BISCUITS! I had to say it again because I know you're kinda slow...
Rukia: I don't even like biscuits…
Lemony: I NOT YO' DADDY, I'M YO GRANDPA!
Rukia: No you're not! You're psycho!
Lemony: Yes, yes I am. Do you know what else I am?
Rukia: I'm not sure I want to know…
Lemony: I'M A SEXY BEAST! *poses*
Audiance: *snaps pictures* MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA'S LEMONY!
Lemony: *poses* *kissy face* *makes love to camera**sits back down*
Lemony: LET THE CHURCH SAY YEEEAAAAHHH!
Rukia:...ok your insane…
Lemony: That's right, don't be jealous of my boogie. *snaps fingers*
Rukia: Your what?
Lemony: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
Rukia: No because you're speaking nonsense!
Lemony: TURN MY SWAG ON! *clicks light switch* SWAG ON! SWAG OFF! *clicks light switch*
Lemony: That's what I thought. *folds arms*
Rukia: Hold the hell on-
Lemony: We're out of time for time for today *hits eject button*
Rukia: *gets blown out of seat and into studio parking lot* AHHHHHHHH!
Lemony: *waves fist* That's what you get for sleeping with my husband, Gin!...skank.
Audience: YAY LEMONY!
Lemony: And now, a word from our sponsors…
Lemony: I gotta stop drinking RockStar…REVIEW!