Lemony: Ok everyone knows I write crackfics on one of two occasions: When I'm sad or when I have writers block. I'm going through a little both right now, so from that a crackfic has sprung.

Wicked: And your running on RockStar…your hyper as hell.

Awesome: You are going to buy me more RockStar! You drank it all!

Lemony: And now, I have to pee…


Lemony: We're baaaaaaacccckkkk! Why does it seem like its been forever?

Audience: BECAUSE IT HAS LEMONY! BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU!

Lemony: Awww, I love you too! And now for our next guest…Rukia Kuchiki!

Rukia: *runs from backstage* *waves* Hi everyone!

Lemony: Now on to our first question, is it true that in every fanfic you've had lemons with Gin?

Rukia: Yes.

Lemony: SLUT!

Rukia:…what?

Lemony: I didn't say anything, are you hearing things?

Rukia: You called me a slut!

Lemony: No I didn't.

Rukia: Yes you did.

Lemony: I did not.

Rukia: Did too!

Lemony: YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?

Rukia:…what!

Lemony: YOOOOUUUU GOOONNNNAAAA MAKE BISCUITS! I had to say it again because I know you're kinda slow...

Rukia: I don't even like biscuits…

Lemony: I NOT YO' DADDY, I'M YO GRANDPA!

Rukia: No you're not! You're psycho!

Lemony: Yes, yes I am. Do you know what else I am?

Rukia: I'm not sure I want to know…

Lemony: I'M A SEXY BEAST! *poses*

Audiance: *snaps pictures* MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA'S LEMONY!

Lemony: *poses* *kissy face* *makes love to camera**sits back down*

Rukia:…o.O

Lemony: LET THE CHURCH SAY YEEEAAAAHHH!

Rukia:...ok your insane…

Lemony: That's right, don't be jealous of my boogie. *snaps fingers*

Rukia: Your what?

Lemony: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

Rukia: No because you're speaking nonsense!

Lemony: TURN MY SWAG ON! *clicks light switch* SWAG ON! SWAG OFF! *clicks light switch*

Rukia:…huh?

Lemony: That's what I thought. *folds arms*

Rukia: Hold the hell on-

Lemony: We're out of time for time for today *hits eject button*

Rukia: *gets blown out of seat and into studio parking lot* AHHHHHHHH!

Lemony: *waves fist* That's what you get for sleeping with my husband, Gin!...skank.

Audience: YAY LEMONY!

Lemony: And now, a word from our sponsors…


Lemony&Wicked&Awesome: HAHAHAHAHA!

Lemony: I gotta stop drinking RockStar…REVIEW!