The SUPER RANDOM GAMESHOW OF EPICNESS!
(Curtains open as Hanna Montana song plays)
ME:FOR THE LOVE OF IRK TURN THAT CRUD OFF!
( City by Hollywood undead plays)
ME:THANK GOD! Anyhow WELCOME humans ,Aliens ,Minions, and DEMIGODS!
Percy: How did I get here?
Me: My minions of course! Anyway this is called a game show but you can send in game ideas dares and questions!
Percy: I really don't like the sound of that.
ME:YOU SHOULDN'T! now the contestants! First THE IZ CAST!
Dib: Oh Crud
Tak: I KNEW I WAS IN IT!
ME: Second: THE PERCY JACKSON MAIN CHARTERS!
Me: Lastly MY MINIONS! Say hello to Idee, skidle, and Pip! Oh yes and my co hosts. Dylan ,Tay , Zoe , Steve , and Axie!
*They walk in*
Me: I'll tell you how the minions look later
Tak: why not now?
Me: cause im lazy. And I want more time for the contestants
Me: Yeah the guy from my profile
Zim: oh I thought you were Axie.
Me: no shes my OC.
Zim: then who are you?
ME: I'm not telling you my name. but you can call me Tay.
Zim: but what about the other tay?
Me: call her by her real name. Tarkaria
Zim: That's her real name?
Me: Yupp but we can call her Tark that's her real nick name
Dib: *shakey* now what
Me: Now we play games
Red: Oh come on I'm sure shes not crazy AND evil.
Me: Im not evil just crazy.=D
Lard Nar: Oh I'm sure but the way she could twist a game
Me: Now to play Hot chocolate
Gaz; How do you play that?
Me; you'll find out.
( 5 minutes later)
*Reds eating nachos while dib is standing on a stage pedestal with a bucket of extremely hot chocolate is above his head*
Me: Sorry dib the correct answer is Keef
Dib: * extremely hot chocolate gets poured on his head* AHHHH! IT BURNS!
Me, Zim ,Red , and co hosts:*Laugh at his pain*
Dib:*still in pain* How is keef the one who gets the most death requests?
Me: Cause everyone wants him dead.
Everyone accept Dib and Keef: Yeah!
ME: question for purple!
Purple: YAY! *floats up to pedestal *
Me: Your question is How long did it take Gir to sing the whole doom song?
Purple: SIX MONTHS!
Me: CORRECT! You get Nachos! *throws nachos at purple* next the mighty ZIM!
Zim: thank you! * walks up to pedestal*
Me: your question is What is Girs favorite flavor of bubble gum?
Zim: Chocolate! He is always eating that stuff.
Me: CORRECT! Nachos incoming! *throws nachos at zim he catches them* Next NICO!
Nico:*walks up to pedestal*
Me: your question is Who was the first main charter to join Artemis?(I hope I spelled that right)
Nico:*thinks* Thalia! ( I hope I spelled that right too) Hey can I get meat on those nachos?
Me: CORRECT! And yes. * throws meaty nachos at Nico * Nice catch! Next LARD NAR!
Lard Nar:* walks up*
Me: your question is What would happen to you if you got lacked in a room of weapons with zim?
Lard Nar: I'd probably die. Can I get jalapenos?
Me: CORRECT! And yes you may.*throws jalapeno nachos* next is *looks at list* really? Mr. D apparently. *softly* how did he get on the list?
Mr.D: *walks up*
Me: ok. Your question is what is the proper name for the Irken leader?
Mr.D; I don't know King?
Me: WRONG! *extremely hot chocolate gets poured on his head. And The tallest shoot lazers at him* the correct term is The Tallest.
Mr.D: I'll get you!
Me: you have no power here.
Mr.D : DANG IT!
Me: that's it for hot chocolate. Now this next game if the winners get 2 tries in the next game. The next game is *pause* HOW LONG cAN YOU STAND GIR SING ING THE DOOM SONG? And while he is singing the doom song you have to make him Tacos, Taquitos , Cupcakes, and waffles!
Me: and at the end of the game everyone eats! Ok we play this in groups of 4. LET THE TOUTURE BEGIN! First Dib, Gaz, Keef and Iggins!
( 1 hour later)
Gaz: Gir shut up or I will send…
Me: yeah yeah we get it * writes down time and # of food* ok 10 tacos, 8 taquitos, 15 cupcakes, and 15 waffles, not bad. PERCY, NICO ANNABETH, GROVER! Your turn.
( 15 minutes later)
Percy and Nico: SHUT UP!
Gir: *starts crying* AHHHHHHH! THE WATER-BOY and DEAD-LORD ARE MEANIES!
Me: look what you've done you half blood half wits! *runs over to Gir* here Gir have a cupcake. It's ok.
Gir: * still teary* thank you.
Axie: aww he is soo cute
Zoe: I know
Steve: how am I alive?
Dylan: No one knows Steve
Me: Ok….. * writes down stuff* not an impressive number. Ok. RED,PURPLE, ZIM, TAK! YOUR UP!
( 5 and ½ months later)
Gir:DOOOM Doomey DOOOM!
Red: Please stop gir.
Tak:*dress on fire*
Zim: Tak your dress is on fire
Tak: I know *water sprays from the ceiling*
Me: Ok wow 200 of each! NOW WE FEAST!
( 15 minutes later)
Lard Nar; im stuffed
Weird triangle guy who's name escapees me: me too
Rest of the resist: SAME!
Zim: I've never had so much food! *passes out*
Red and purple: Same here *also passes out*
Me: Ok! That's it for this one! Rember send dare games and questions! TAY OUT!
( dancing with tears in my eyes ply while curtains close)
Me: I LOVE THIS SONG!
a/N; Thank you for reading. I DON OWN IZ OR PERCY JACKSON!