The SUPER RANDOM GAMESHOW OF EPICNESS!

(Curtains open as Hanna Montana song plays)

ME:FOR THE LOVE OF IRK TURN THAT CRUD OFF!

( City by Hollywood undead plays)

ME:THANK GOD! Anyhow WELCOME humans ,Aliens ,Minions, and DEMIGODS!

Percy: How did I get here?

Me: My minions of course! Anyway this is called a game show but you can send in game ideas dares and questions!

Percy: I really don't like the sound of that.

ME:YOU SHOULDN'T! now the contestants! First THE IZ CAST!

Dib: Oh Crud

Tak: I KNEW I WAS IN IT!

ME: Second: THE PERCY JACKSON MAIN CHARTERS!

Annabeth: yay.

Me: Lastly MY MINIONS! Say hello to Idee, skidle, and Pip! Oh yes and my co hosts. Dylan ,Tay , Zoe , Steve , and Axie!

*They walk in*

Me: I'll tell you how the minions look later

Tak: why not now?

Me: cause im lazy. And I want more time for the contestants

Zim: Steve?

Me: Yeah the guy from my profile

Zim: oh I thought you were Axie.

Me: no shes my OC.

Zim: then who are you?

ME: I'm not telling you my name. but you can call me Tay.

Zim: but what about the other tay?

Me: call her by her real name. Tarkaria

Zim: That's her real name?

Me: Yupp but we can call her Tark that's her real nick name

Tark: Yupp

Dib: *shakey* now what

Me: Now we play games

Everyone:* Gulp*

Red: Oh come on I'm sure shes not crazy AND evil.

Me: Im not evil just crazy.=D

Lard Nar: Oh I'm sure but the way she could twist a game

Me: Now to play Hot chocolate

Gaz; How do you play that?

Me; you'll find out.

( 5 minutes later)

*Reds eating nachos while dib is standing on a stage pedestal with a bucket of extremely hot chocolate is above his head*

Me: Sorry dib the correct answer is Keef

Dib: * extremely hot chocolate gets poured on his head* AHHHH! IT BURNS!

Me, Zim ,Red , and co hosts:*Laugh at his pain*

Dib:*still in pain* How is keef the one who gets the most death requests?

Me: Cause everyone wants him dead.

Everyone accept Dib and Keef: Yeah!

ME: question for purple!

Purple: YAY! *floats up to pedestal *
Me: Your question is How long did it take Gir to sing the whole doom song?

Purple: SIX MONTHS!

Me: CORRECT! You get Nachos! *throws nachos at purple* next the mighty ZIM!

Zim: thank you! * walks up to pedestal*

Me: your question is What is Girs favorite flavor of bubble gum?

Zim: Chocolate! He is always eating that stuff.

Me: CORRECT! Nachos incoming! *throws nachos at zim he catches them* Next NICO!

Nico:*walks up to pedestal*

Me: your question is Who was the first main charter to join Artemis?(I hope I spelled that right)

Nico:*thinks* Thalia! ( I hope I spelled that right too) Hey can I get meat on those nachos?

Me: CORRECT! And yes. * throws meaty nachos at Nico * Nice catch! Next LARD NAR!

Lard Nar:* walks up*

Me: your question is What would happen to you if you got lacked in a room of weapons with zim?

Lard Nar: I'd probably die. Can I get jalapenos?

Me: CORRECT! And yes you may.*throws jalapeno nachos* next is *looks at list* really? Mr. D apparently. *softly* how did he get on the list?

Mr.D: *walks up*

Me: ok. Your question is what is the proper name for the Irken leader?

Mr.D; I don't know King?

Me: WRONG! *extremely hot chocolate gets poured on his head. And The tallest shoot lazers at him* the correct term is The Tallest.

Mr.D: I'll get you!

Me: you have no power here.

Mr.D : DANG IT!

Me: that's it for hot chocolate. Now this next game if the winners get 2 tries in the next game. The next game is *pause* HOW LONG cAN YOU STAND GIR SING ING THE DOOM SONG? And while he is singing the doom song you have to make him Tacos, Taquitos , Cupcakes, and waffles!

Gir: YAY!

Me: and at the end of the game everyone eats! Ok we play this in groups of 4. LET THE TOUTURE BEGIN! First Dib, Gaz, Keef and Iggins!

( 1 hour later)

Gaz: Gir shut up or I will send…

Me: yeah yeah we get it * writes down time and # of food* ok 10 tacos, 8 taquitos, 15 cupcakes, and 15 waffles, not bad. PERCY, NICO ANNABETH, GROVER! Your turn.

( 15 minutes later)

Percy and Nico: SHUT UP!

Gir: *starts crying* AHHHHHHH! THE WATER-BOY and DEAD-LORD ARE MEANIES!

Me: look what you've done you half blood half wits! *runs over to Gir* here Gir have a cupcake. It's ok.

Gir: * still teary* thank you.

Axie: aww he is soo cute

Zoe: I know

Steve: how am I alive?

Dylan: No one knows Steve

Me: Ok….. * writes down stuff* not an impressive number. Ok. RED,PURPLE, ZIM, TAK! YOUR UP!

( 5 and ½ months later)

Gir:DOOOM Doomey DOOOM!

Red: Please stop gir.

Gir:OK!

Tak:*dress on fire*

Zim: Tak your dress is on fire

Tak: I know *water sprays from the ceiling*

Me: Ok wow 200 of each! NOW WE FEAST!

( 15 minutes later)

Lard Nar; im stuffed

Weird triangle guy who's name escapees me: me too

Rest of the resist: SAME!

Zim: I've never had so much food! *passes out*

Red and purple: Same here *also passes out*

Me: Ok! That's it for this one! Rember send dare games and questions! TAY OUT!

( dancing with tears in my eyes ply while curtains close)

Me: I LOVE THIS SONG!

a/N; Thank you for reading. I DON OWN IZ OR PERCY JACKSON!