Disclaimer: I do not own either Harry Potter or Naruto. I just take them out to play.

Dumbledore had never seen anything quite like it. Snape was washing his eyes out with a scouring pad. Trewlney, it seemed, had gone into apocolyptic shock. The backdrop of a sunset on a beach, with waves crashing up against the shore was beautiful to behold, and yet the two people embracing infront of this lovely scene had made most of the student population of Hogwarts run screaming out the doors.

"Father!"

"Son!"

"Father!"

"Son!"

Literal streams of tears poured down the faces of the green and orange clad family, and as the older man pushed his younger clone away, the students that were left looked on in horrid fascination.

"Now, Hari," Maito Gai, Green Beast of Konoha and Tajutsu Master extraordinare, looked down at the first pride and joy of his life.

"You must take your Youthful Flame and spread it amoungst your new teammates! I expect you to keep up your training everyday! 100 laps around this Hog Warts on your hands every morning and 300 push ups and sit ups! If you cannot do it in under half an hour, you must do 1000 punches and kicks!"

Maito Hari, known more commenly in Hogwarts by the name of Harry Potter, saluted, his shiney, bowl-cut hair gleaming, white teething pinging and bushy eyebrows standing to attention.

"Yes, Gai-sensei!"

Gai's lip began quivering again.

"My son!"

"Father!"

"Son!"

Hari looked up at the man who had raised him, the man he aspired to be like, and indeed looked like, except for his green eyes.

"I will not fail you or Lee-nii san!"

Saluting to each other, the backdrop of a sunset on the beach vanished, leaving a Gai shaped hole in the wall as the man leapt out into the grounds of Hogwarts shouting, "DYNAMIC ENTRY!"

A/n: This is just something my mind came up with in the dark hours of insomina. I'm not sure whether to turn this into an actual story or just leave it as a series of disjointed chapters. Thoughts, comments?