Title: Edward Elric and the Sorcerer's Stone
Author: JJ Murilega
Summary: HP/FMA crossover. Edward is sent to investigate a lead on the stone at Hogwarts. only two things: Al isn't coming. Roy is. Pairings: Roy x Ed, Draco x Harry don't like, don't read! rated for language there will be swearing people!
Non-Cannon Parings: Roy x Ed, Draco x Harry
Warnings: Slash and Het relationships, violence, swearing
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter or any of the characters within and I never will.
Edward Elric kicked the door to his superiors office open, coat flying out behind him, gold eyes fiery. Roy Mustang looked up from his paperwork.
"What's this about a new lead on the Philosophers Stone?" Edward asked as Alphonse walked in behind him.
"Hello, Colonel." Said Alphonse, trying to be polite, despite his brother.
"Hello, Alphonse. Fullmetal." Mustang replied. He handed the eldest Elric brother a paper. "This will tell you all you need to know."
Edward snatched the paper from his hand and started to read. His eyes widened and he looked up. "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?" He asked.
"Yes." Mustang said with a smirk.
Alphonse's mouth dropped open. "You mean, as in Magic?"
"B-but that's impossible!"
Edward, who had been trying to think it through logically, spoke up. "Well, if you think about it, Al, most people also say that about the gate." Alphonse and Edward shuttered at the mention of that place. Mustang was mildly shocked that Edward had come to the same conclusion that he himself had earlier. Of course, he didn't let his surprise show.
Edward continued reading. Suddenly, his head snapped up. "What in the hell is this, Mustang?"
Mustang smirked. "What, Fullmetal?" He asked, knowing exactly "what".
"Al isn't coming?"
"What?" Alphonse yelled, surprised. He had always been allowed on his brother's missions!
"Even in the magical world, he will bring us too much attention."
Edward growled. "I am not going there alone!"
"Oh, you'll hardly be alone." Seeing Edwards confused face, Roy continued. "I will be going with you."
"WHAT!" Yelled Edward at the top of his lungs.
Mustang smirked. "You heard me, Fullmetal."
"As you pointed out, you can hardly go there alone. As your superior officer, I must take responsibility and go with you."
He didn't like it, but the golden haired alchemist knew he had to take the job. It might just be another wild goose chase, but if it wasn't… Recovering a bit from the shock, Edward laughed once. "You just don't wana do your paperwork, lazy Colonel." Then, he realized something. "Aren't you too old to be a student?"
"Yes, I am. So instead, I will be assisting one of the professors there. A miss Minerva McGonagall."
Edward laughed. Frowning, Mustang asked, "What's so funny, Fullmetal?"
"It's hard to picture you as a teacher, that's all."
"Almost as hard as it is to picture you as a student. By the way, you will be attending as a first year student."
He growled. "Where is this school?"
"Somewhere in England."
"Pretty far away. How are we getting there?"
"Dumbledore, the Headmaster, is sending transportation."
"When do we leave?"
"Two hours? Shit, I have to go pack! Come on Al!"
"Coming, Brother." Alphonse yelled as they ran out.
Mustang chuckled. This was certainly going to be an interesting year.
Two hours later saw the Elrics back inside Mustangs office. Edward noticed that Mustang had changed. Instead of his uniform, he wore jeans, sneakers, a white t-shirt , and a black leather jacket. His jacket matches his eyes, thought Edward. And those jeans look really good on his-wait! What in the hell am I thinking!
Apparently, Dumbledore had sent them something called a portkey, which just looked like a normal piece of paper to the alchemists. All they had to do was touch it with their bare hand and hold on tight. After saying goodbye, Edward took off his left glove and picked up his suitcase. Mustang did the same.
"Ready?" Mustang asked. Edward nodded. "One...two...three!" They both grabbed the paper.
Almost immediately, they understood why the letter had said to hold on tight. Both felt an unpleasant pulling sensation and they felt their feet leave the ground. Suddenly, color was swirling around them as they sped forward through an immeasurable amount of space, until finally their feet hit the ground.
Turns out, they had landed in Diagon Alley. After gathering all of their school supplies, Mustang pulled out another paper from his jacket, this one had the number 2 written neatly in the top left corner.
"Another portkey?" Edward asked in dismay, taking off his left glove and picking up his bags.
"Another portkey." Replied Mustang, mimicking Edwards actions. "One...two...three!"
Both grabbed the paper and the same thing happened as before. This time, they ended up on a train platform. A sign above them read "Hogwarts Express, eleven o'clock". Edward looked at the clock. Ten fifty.
"We had better hurry. The train leaves in ten minutes." Edward said as both men started fight their way through the crowd of people.
They got on the train with five minutes to spare.
Okay, this is my first time writing a fanfic...which you can probably tell...but I am constantly on here reading random fanfics so I thought I'd take a stab at writing one. Anyway, plz review! even if it's something like "you suck! crawl into a hole and never write again!" I would still like to hear your thoughts. R&R!