My Demon Gave To Me

Summary: (Hiei/Kagome) (Crack-Shot!) On the First day of Christmas my Demon gave to me: The Severed Head of My Enemy...

Disclaimer: I in no way own the great anime/manga InuYasha, created by Rumiko Takahashi, or YuYu Hakusho, created by Yoshihiro Togashi

Pairings: Hiei/Kagome

Warning: Silly crack-ness

HBWD's Corner: … I was almost asleep when this popped in my head…

~ My Demon Gave To Me ~

On the First day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome stared down at the cleanly cut cranium settled on her checkered picnic cloth. Blood stained the white parts red and she felt her stomach turn. "H... Hiei...? When did..." She gazed up at the bored-looking demon who arched a thin black brow at her.

"Earlier today. He was weak." Was all he said and Kagome covered her mouth as Naraku's glassy red eyes stared at her, forever stuck with that surprised look.

On the Second day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome sighed heavily and covered her eyes. "And Toutousai had to give him that other sword because...?"

InuYasha shrugged lazily and watched the fire demon move effortlessly with the two blades. "Shrimp threatened him."

On the Third day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome reached her hand out but was stopped by a strong grip on her wrist. "Onna, what are you doing?"

Deep red eyes stared at her and Kagome blushed. "I just wanted to touch it."

The Jagan blinked at her curiously.

On the Fourth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

"-and I defeated that last fucker by myself!" Yuusuke smirked triumphantly, having told his tiny cousin his latest exploit.

"But you had trouble defeating the last of the Four Saint Beasts, right? Well, I would have just shot him with my arrow and poof, he'd be dust." She tightened the hold on Hiei's hand when he snorted. "You stay out of this." She muttered and ignored the glaring red eyes pointed towards her.

On the Fifth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome crossed her arms over her chest and tapped her foot against the carpet of her room. "Where did these come from?" She asked but before her answer came, Souta opened her door and pointed downstairs.

"Hiei-nii-san! Someone videotaped you stealing some jewels from the local museum!"

On the Sixth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome clutched her chest as the group of lizard demons crashed around her, every single beast chopped into tiny little bits no bigger than her pinky nail. Hiei strolled up to her and, after cleaning his sword on a piece of cloth, sneered. "You are weak, miko."

On the Seventh day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome dipped the cotton ball in the hydrogen peroxide and swiped it over the thin cut on Hiei's arm. He hissed as the poison bubbled in the other six wounds across his chest. "What did I say about that spider demon, Hiei? Don't go head first into battles like that... You could have died if I didn't know how to get rid of the poison."

He glared at her.

On the Eighth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Eight Dancing Flames, Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome squeaked when another fireball flickered closer to her, just barely singeing her shirt near her breasts. "HIEI! Stop it! I like this top!"

Said fire demon ignored her whining and continued to burn away her top slowly.

On the Ninth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Nine Burning Carcasses, Eight Dancing Flames, Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Hiei watched his comrade's burn in his hellfire, their mangled bodies eaten quickly by the roaring flames. A soft hand touched his shoulder and he turned his angry red eyes onto the tiny priestess, whose own eyes were filled with angry tears. "Let's go kill that bastard. We will avenge my team, your team and your sister, Hiei."

On the Tenth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Ten Drunk Demons, Nine Burning Carcasses, Eight Dancing Flames, Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome watched Yuusuke's drunken form crashed heavily onto the bar's hard floor. She wrinkled her nose as Shippou, Kouga and Chu started to sing in a drunken stupor at the Karaoke Bar. The priestess watched the normally stoic Touya and Kurama were laughing hysterically at something the inebriated Jorge had said. The raven closed her eyes as InuYasha and Jin arm wrestled in a corner, throwing drunken death threats at the other.

And Hiei? Well, Hiei was talking a mile a minute and squeezing her right breast. What did I have to draw the shortest straw? I don't want to be the designated driver!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Eleven Lords a Crying, Ten Drunk Demons, Nine Burning Carcasses, Eight Dancing Flames, Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome patted one of the Koenma clones in a consoling manor and bumped him up and down on her knee. "I'm sure the doctors will find a way to fix this, Koenma-sama!" She looked over at the other ten Reikai Lords and bit her lip before narrowing her eyes at the doubled-over laughing Yuusuke and Kuwabara. "Hey, this isn't funny!" She snapped but they continued to laugh.

Kurama was trying his hardest not to laugh himself and was succeeding... Partially. His cheeks were red with the force he was keeping his snickers down and coughed once in a while to keep from laughing out loud.

Hiei on the other hand was glaring darkly at the toddler-like demi-god. "Onna. You will remove yourself from underneath him this instant." He growled and Kagome chose that moment to ignore her boyfriend.

"Not until this curse if lifted on poor Koenma-sama!"

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my Demon gave to me:

Twelve Blood-drenched Roses, Eleven Lords a Crying, Ten Drunk Demons, Nine Burning Carcasses, Eight Dancing Flames, Seven Bloody Cuts, Six Dead Demons, Five Stolen Gems, Four Saint Beasts, Three Eye Balls, Two Swords a Swinging and The Severed Head of My Enemy

Kagome smiled softly at the red roses that Hiei had left on her desk, marveling at the softness. She jumped out of her skin when Hiei touched her shoulder and handed her another rose. "That's twelve... What's the occasion?" He shrugged lazily.

"There was this demon that wouldn't quit talking about how I smelled of his 'woman', so I killed him. He wanted me to give you those roses as a present from him."

The priestess stared incredulously at him before she exploded and tried to hit him, though he easily dodged her swings. "You killed KOUGA-KUN?"

~ End ~

HBWD's Corner: Yes. I did do that… I'm pretty sure there's already a HiMe 12 Days of Christmas around (I thought I read it before… Huh, gotta find it) so I decided I'd do my own! :D

And no, Kouga is my second favorite InuYasha character… I just needed an obvious character to get killed… SORRY! I really am!

Translations:

Onna – woman

Nii-san – shorter verision of Onii-san, which means brother

Miko – priestess

-sama – used for someone of a higher status than yourself

Reikai – Spirit Relmn