Naruto x ?
It was another lovely day in Titan's Tower on the unnamed island. Uzumaki Naruto was in the kitchen making a steaming hot cup of coffee. Walking in looking delicious and busty as always was the Titan's resident sorceress Raven Roth.
Raven went about brewing her tea as always.
''Tea again?'' Naruto asked as Raven nodded.
''Ever since I asked for tea that one time we went out for lunch the fanfiction writers have never let me live it down. Apparently because I'm half demon I can live off tea for weeks at a time apparently.''
''Told you not to go on that site. The more people write you out of character and with the wrong sexuality the more pissed off you'll get.''
Spiky hair peaked around the corner then disappeared.
''Yeah well, whose fault is that?'' Raven snapped as Naruto sighed.
''You guys are never going to let me live it down are you?''
Aah yes, ever since Naruto had a helping hand in creating that Teen Titans cartoon the others had been quite pissed at him. Especially Starfire considering her counterpart was a ditz and wimpy in comparison to the proud alien princess Koriand'r was.
Once more spiky haired appeared as the figure duck behind a table.
''Well considering you made me into a walking wet dream...yes.'' The sorceress said taking a cup of tea and sitting at the counter.
How Naruto got away with having a Cartoon Raven with Double F cups? His response, he was simply just that awesome.
''Dyanmic entry!'' A voice cried out as it charged and attempted to kick Naruto, only for the ladder to duck and for the figure to crash into a dish cabinet. The figure fell to the ground with a groan.
''Hah-hah! You missed again Robin! 21 to 10! Game point bitch! You have been defeated for all time! You shall never rise again from this humilation!'' Naruto finished with a maniacal laugh.
''I knew I should have never let him watch those last air bender reruns,'' Raven grumbled as Naruto went to the fridge.
''Damn...whip cream...'' he swore slamming it against his leg as he pushed down on the button.
''You suck Naruto!'' Robin groaned as he stood up and leaned against the wall. ''This isn't over...''
''Hey...where's what's nis name and the other guy?''
''Beast Boy and Cyborg,'' Raven corrected, ''Are visiting Titan's West.''
''West?'' Naruto asked with an eyebrow. ''Don't you mean East?''
''No Dear, Titans East is your debauchery of a Cartoon. At least the one you're thinking of. The actual Titan's east are made of evil teenagers with super powers with the expressed intent to destroy us. We have bowling night with them Tuesday by the way.''
''How's it going gang?'' Starfire greeted as she entered the room causing the other Titan's eyes to widened. The busty auburn orange skin alien was wearing a tight black bra and super short booty shorts.
''Starfire...what are you wearing?'' Raven asked, looking the girl over and repressing the urge to shutter.
''Oh my new friend Tiffany told me this outfit is the best for when you work out,'' the girl said as she filled her water bottle. ''I'll start on breakfast when I'm done,'' she said entering the living room and turning on the Tv and putting in a work out video. Some jumping jacks and bending over to touch her toes later Starfire was blissfully unaware of the effect she was having on her friends.
''I have to err...go detect something in...my room.'' Robin said as he left the kitchen to go 'detect.'
''And I...'' Naruto paused. ''I have to...'' he pause again. ''Oh screw it...I'm going to jack off!'' he admitted before he was stopped by a wall of magic.
''Now hold on there...why waste that wood on your hand when you have someone willingly!'' Raven cooed pressing out her chest.
''B-But...I just got finish healing from all the bite and scratch marks,'' he whimpered as Raven tackled him and began snatching off his clothes.
''Bad touch! Bad touch! BAD!...Wait a minute...ooh...that's actually quite nice actually.''
And yet was another day in the Misadventures of the Titans. How this group of teenage heroes managed to protect and save the city? No one knew.