Authors Note: Thanks a lot to Nightmare13 for her comment. The only comment. Schön dass es zumindest dir gefallen hat. But enough of that, here comes a quick one about my favourite couple.

Herbert and Alfred

„You're breaking my heart. "
Sad look, quick.

"And you- you're stalking Me.!

He's so sweet when he didn't know what to say.

"Is it stalking when I beg you for a dance? Just one Chéri, please!

"Herbert… I-"

Please Alfred, not that again.

"I know you love Sarah


And you're no good dancer,

We'll see

but I promise you: No touching, no kissing, no biting, just- just a dance. As friends."


Your unbelieving kills me one day, sweet. It hurts.

"Yes, friends. Why shouldn't we be?"

"You tried to kill me- you tried to violate me!"

"What? No! I didn't mean to-"

"You scared me to death!"

Why didn't I saw? Oh my love, I wasn't nice to you, was I? Played a game with rules you didn't know.