Trouble By Definition

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. However, I found this pairing from jojor99, so thank you, Jo! (This is also for you, Jo!) This is the first fic for them It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN!

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You—bloody—

JERK!

"Demelza can really fly," she says

"Demelza can really dodge those Bludgers," he says

"Demelza is an e·x·c·e·l·l·e·n·t addition

to Gryffindor," they say

So why

must I look like the

IDIOT

whenever you're around, you

blundering,

bumbling

buffoon?

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You

screwedmeup

on the pitch

Harry had to use

E*p*i*s*k*e*y,

for Merlin's sake!

I n e v e r

screw · up

on the pitch

but you…!

You

screwedmeup

So please

just stay a w a y

from me,

Ronald Weasley

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Why…are you |back|?

I've n(o)t(h)i(n)g to say to

you

You made me cry

You know that

You had no -reason- to yell at me!

You—

You

You

You

YOU

agh!

What's mOsT

inFURIating

is that you're glaring&&reddening at once now, thinking a

tightembrace

can fix it all, Reparo

Honestly, Ron, you're so stubborn…trouble by definition

This is like when a boy puts a Flobberworm in the hair of the girl he

likes, huh?

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XD Sweet! I could definitely write more for Ronmelza! :D *lol* This explains a lot, y'know… B) How he reacted to her on the field… Naaaice. They need more love now! XD

So please, if you write a Ronmelza, make sure you give a nod to my buddy, jojor99, since I made her Ronmelza pairing an honorary M&MWP! ;) Thanks so much for such a fun discovery, Jo! XD

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :D