Cut & Dried

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by my buddy, Morghen, so please give her a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN!








Against Hufflepuff

Against Ravenclaw

Against S l y t h e r i n

-practically Oliver Wood's


Godric knows he

n·e·e·d·e·d one

because snakes don't play fair

(yet, all's fair in



If Oliver learned one thing

in all his Hogwarts years

it was that he could trust only

his t e a m

·Eagles are stubborn

·Badgers like that rare win

·Sssnakesss are a~l~w~a~y~s

ready to


and nothing would change those


though someone told him they're

f. i. c. t. i. o. n.


No matter how many times

Oliver tried to get e v i d e n c e

that a·l·l snakes cheat,

Pucey. Wouldn't. Give. Way.

But Oliver was a/d/a/m/a/n/t

…yet Adrian bended this way&&that

and never


Oliver could try

coercionintimidationp e r s u a s i o n

but green little Adrian showed he wasn't so green at all

& played · along

But he really t-o-y-e-d with Ollie

A shove in a s.e.c.l.u.d.e.d. hallway…

A smirk on the way to class…

An offer for a one~on~one, private match…

They're a MATCH, all right

&& "one-on-one" isn't t h a t strange a feeling…

Adrian doesn't cheat, so maybe he's worthy of Oliver's trust

because—let's face it—

he's always got to FALL for someone y o u n g e r


Ah, yeah, Quidditch boys' love… B) Question: Adrian doesn't cheat on the field…or on Oliver? ;) Ah, how budding… Merlin! Ollian would look awwwesome together… -w- And isn't it strange how Oliver is pretty much always with someone younger? It really is cut 'n dried…

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki ;D