Lip Service

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by my buddy, Morghen, so please give her a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN! *Note: For Morghen, who was all, "I wanna see this!" Your wish, my command, not-so-a-la-Princess Bride. XD

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W W W

Weasley's

Wizarding

Wheezes

3 little letters (really one, but who's counting?)

known (in)famously aRoUnD the campus

Fred&&George

(or is it Gred&&Forge?)

are

S*U*P*E*R*S*T*A*R*S

so everyone should know them,

r i g h t?

{ wrong }

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It's made-celebrityvs.name-celebrity

E·v·e·r·y·o·n·e knows

.::S c a m a n d e r::.

but they know Newt, not

Rolf (?who?)

It's not as though he

appeared out of think air!

(oh, really? *snort*)

He's that redheaded Ravenclaw,

with the blueso blue eyes

roving over his books

&& a nonchalant |stare|

that happens to ( ( r o a m ) )

everyw h e r e

And he has no care for tricks&&jeers

when there are so many creatures to

d.i.s.c.o.v.e.r.

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Advertising

requires t~r~a~v~e~l

across the grounds

Fred's up for -anything-

so long as he and his brother have custom—

*crash!*

Ah! A prospective customer!

Ton-Tongue Toffee?or?Puking Pastille?or?

n. o. ?

(what's that word?)

How can this bloody Eagle say

No?

Who says "no" to

.::Fred Weasley::.

?

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Rolf had led a quietvery quiet

life…until

| T H A T |

…i-n-c-i-d-e-n-t

&& then tranquility

all went up in

[fabricated] f ~ l ~ a ~ m ~ e ~ s

because he's tailed now&&

Weasley shows no sign of

-relent-

to make his presence known to Rolf

(by Godric, didn't he realize he did that a

w. h. i. l. e.

back?)

& Rolf gets the nasty feeling his newfound

c*o*m*p*a*n*i*o*n

has something up his sleeve…

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Fred brushes off George every time he's teased about

"his Ravenclaw"

(yeah, George? Know anyone by the moniker of

~LoOnY LoVeGoOd~?)

but it's strange, this

gameturnedintrigue

because Fred…wants more than just "Rolfie's" business

(he wants to be his business…)

&& finding that auburn ponytail

has become so im:por:tant since Fred feels

he's got to yank on it,

p u l l Rolfie's gaze OUT of the book,

and up to him,

& tell (warn) Rolf of the creature right |there|,

w·a·i·t·i·n·g to

DEVOUR

him

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B) Hmm… I love Fred in this, though I'm an avid Georgey fan… Oh, how I'm being swayed! Xo Anyone like the passing mention of Georguna? ;) It'd also be like Fred to make himself known to everyone. :D

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :)