A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by my buddy, Morghen, so please give her a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN! *Note: Again, for Morghen, because femmeslash is just a little more interesting that many of us would like to admit. XD


I've got a proverbial

b – e – l – t

with enough holes in it to make

an Inferi look


& I don't see the fuss of finding

"the one" &&

"settling down"

I bet you anything that my next…

*free meal*

will come off that brunette witch

who's just ~strolled~ in to Malkin's

New robes? Piece · of · cake

A few masterful strokes…of genius


& Miss Parkinson doesn't look as

ROUGH as when she entered


at least I got a d·r·i·n·k out of her

It won't go past…there, though…

She…can play with my hand all she wants…

She…can…use that low voice as she…pleases…

She…can…| s t a r e | as much as possible

with those smokyso smoky eyes…

For a Ravenclaw, I've been so thick—

How many n · o · t · c · h · e · s on your belt, Pansy?


Short, but tempting. Nope, I don't approve of Vic's actions, but it makes for a good story. The Inferi thing… XD ! I just still laugh every time I read it. I love the end the best, though. ;3

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :)