School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!

By: DMEX

The disclaimers apply. I don't want to be sued and in court with Harvey Birdman as my lawyer!

Part 3:

Stop Mooning or Else!

-Tenma's house-

(The Mooninites and Tenma are watching some movie on TV, while Harima is chewing them out)

Harima (angry): -CAUSING TROUBLE WHEREVER YOU GO! AND CORRUPTING TENMA-!

Ignignot: This is a good movie.

Tenma: It's Lady Scarecrow 2. She kills unwary people who step in her garden.

Err: Dude, that's hardcore.

Ignignot: It kicks ass.

Harima (angry): ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!

Ignignot: We don't listen to those we don't like.

Makoto: Harima… I don't think you are getting anywhere with them.

Err: You shut your mouth bitch!

Makoto: EXCUSE ME!

Ignignot: Then we shall take it outside.

Harima: You want to fight?

(both the Mooninites are leaving to fight in the yard)

Err: We'll beat you into cow manure!

(Harima and Makoto are stomping on them)

Makoto: Not so tough, now? Huh!

Harima: TENMA!

Hanai: Harima? What are you doing!

Harima: Which one of you little freaks wrote "The Moon Rules #1" on my #^^#$ motorcycle?

(Ignignot pulls out Mr. Laser)

Ignignot: If you have a problem with that, you should take it up with Mr. Laser.

(fires it, the square laser moves very slowly)

Tenma: You guys are going to miss-

Err: Go back inside!

Tenma: Oh, I'm sorry! You're fighting…!

(Harima moves out of the way but it hits Hanai)

Makoto: HANAI!

Ignignot: We do what we want when we want! MOONINITES UNITE!

(chirping beeps as Ignignot and Err unite for the Quad Laser)

Harima: WHAT THE HELL?

Ignignot: Say hello to the Quad Laser…!

(fires it but moves even more slowly)

Akira: I got this…

(Pulls out an Uzi 9mm and fires, and the detach)

Ignignot: Ship come in!

(ship comes in)

Ignignot: Primitive Earth Women!

Err: NERDS!

Makoto & Harima: DON'T EVER COME BACK!

(The ship leaves Earth)

Ignignot (from the ship, flipping them off): If you think this is a bomb, you're a retard…

-School, next day-

Tenma: Has anyone seen Hanai?

(meanwhile on the Moon)

Hanai (sarcastically): This is just great!

(The Mooninites ship lands and the Mooninites come out)

Ignignot: Prepare for a moon spanking, nerd.

Err: Drop those damn pants down!

(back at school)

Akira: I'm sure he'll turn up…

(The RABBOT crashes into the school)

SCHOOL RUMBLE

(School Rumble Credits: The Mooninites rap plays in the background, Tenma is at the beach swirling around in her water tube, the RABBOT is dancing on the beach)