Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Actually, I was thinking of somewhat doing a Nuzlocke in my Emerald, and I felt like fleshing out the Hoenn Gym Leaders, because I like them a lot and they have lots of potential underneath. However, while I'm still wondering on what I'll do for the Nuzlocke, one of the first things that formed in my head was the thought of a very flatulent Flannery. Am I crazy? Yes. But if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here doing this right now. And even though I already gave a good number of Pokemon human females some farting quirks (the stand out being Belle, who managed to forever be immortalized farting on the internet thanks to /vp/), the reason why I stand at making Flannery a farting freak... well, think of it this way. Flannery has a hot body, and a hot personality. Flannery wears tight blue jeans. She has a big ass just filled with gas. Not to mention, the gimmick behind Flannery farting is that her farts will always be on fire. So everytime Flannery farts, its always flames and nothing else. Hence, that's when 'Flatulent Flannery' came into my mind, and since I'm posed of developing the Hoenn gym leaders... I might as well start now and save my eventual nuzlocke fanfic some grace. So yeah, here it is, guys, Flatulent Flannery. And goddamn, writing this author's note really brought out that crazy spirit in me. Let's just hope that I don't turn the other female gym leaders into gas bags... heh heh heh...
Additional Note: Dear God, I created a monster. Between this fanfic and all the other fart related fanfics I have... jeeze louise. So yeah, here ya go. Ya freaks.
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Flannery was outside of her gym, enjoying the nice warm, sunny day as the breeze came in from the south. Stretching her arms out, Flannery sighed as she knew it would be a good day.
"A great day like this makes me feel all warmed up!" Flannery chimed as she then rubbed her big butt, which was very nicely concealed in tight blue jeans, "And I know how to make it even warmer..."
Sticking her tongue out, Flannery bent over a bit, both of her hands on her butt, as she farted a mighty flamethrower, the bright red and yellow flames enriching the loud tuba-like sound that echoed out from the tight blue jeans. Flannery smiled as she patted her butt with content, letting out a loud poot that spurted another flame.
"That feels more like it! Maybe I should go train my fire types," Flannery suggested to herself as she got an idea, "Or, I could just go and give myself seven bean burritos and help attract some attention to the town!" Folding her arms, Flannery glanced back at her butt, asking, "So, you think I should go with the training, or the eating?"
Her butt likely having a mind of its own, it emitted another fart that literally fired blasts that were reminiscant of the attack Fire Blast. Her butt topping off with a low pitched fart that got lower and lower, Flannery snapped her fingers as she got the answer she wanted.
"Right, training it is! With the gas you're spurting out, eating can wait!" Flannery stated as she headed back into her gym, to get out her trusted Pokemon partners, of which were Torkoal and Magcargo.