Me: OKAY. I think I will be working on this the most. :D

Thanks for the reviews guys, I swear you all are just so uber awesome. QuQ

Okay, well, on with the chapter!


"Let's have babies." Oh my god I can't believe I said that out loud.

"...What?"

Well, Axel, Roxas heard you so what else then to go along like you actually meant to say it even though you didn't mean to say it you were just being a seventeen year old boy with weird little daydreams.

"It's a line we had to rehearse in Sex Ed." I nodded. Which only made the blonde question my sanity even more. Hell, I'm insane and I'm proud.

"You're an idiot."

"You're sexy."

Oh god.

Well, Axel, before he beats you into a wall, spits on you, and runs you over with a roadrunner-which has happened to me before, you better do something to hide you're shame. What should I do you may or may not ask? Wait for a response and pray to god that he will not beat me into a wall, spits on me, and run me over with a roadrunner, because let's face it, that would suck.

"I know I am, get back to work."

Um...

What the hell? Did he just agree with my flirtatious remark?

Score one for Axel.


Luckily for me, I got to meet up with the blonde again...after school...why do I always meet him in the most kinkiest places? I mean really, I could rape him right now, but I won't because...

"So, this is where you take girls to tap them?" I asked casually, staring at the blonde, who turned blood red and scooted away from me.

"U-um..." He stuttered, blinking.

"I knew it! How could you?" Yay for drama class.

People were starting to stare through the window, and Roxas smirked playing along.

"Because you never paid attention to me, bitch! You never truly understood me!"

"Because you never told me about yourself!"

"I LIKE THE COLOR BLUE!"

"GREEN!"

"GREEN IS FOR LOSERS!"

"DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS?"

"HELL NO!"

"Yikes..."

Oh well, I still love him.

Anyways, our scene apparently caused buttloads of girls to faint, and squeal, while the boys walked away with wide eyes. Axel has won the game, big time. I still don't know if we're exactly friends yet though, because he's my teacher, and it would be kind of strange if he were to become my friend so quickly.

"Well, I got to go! Um...here!" He wrote on a piece of paper only to reveal...

...

...

...

HOLY SHIT I GOT HIS PHONE NUMBER! I loooove my life!


Okay, so Axel had a really strange dream last night. It kind of scared me, because it had something to do with my animals, and I love my animals a lot and it would hurt my soul in order to see them fade away.

"Have you payed the pied piper?"

"Um...yes?"

"You are now Moses congrats."

"Thanks you."

"I could make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, glue them together, and make a necklace."

"That sounded strangely sexual."

"It was supposed to."

"I see."

"I see to."

"You're a smart voice."

"I know, I know."

"Wanna cuddle?"

"But..."

"But what?"

"I didn't bring my blankets."

"What blanke-"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

"WORK! BEAT! FIERCE! STYLE! WORK! BEAT! FIERCE! STYLE!"

"WORK, BEAT, FIERCE, STYLE, WORK, BEAT, FIERCE, STYLE, WORK, BEAT, FIERCE, STYLE!"

"Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!"

"R-DA-DI-DING-DING-DING-DA-DA-RING-DA-DING-DA-DING-DING-DING!"

"STOP!"

"I lost my contacts!"

"FOUND IT!"

"LOOK AT KIKI GO! YOU'RE YESSING TO HARD GIRL! STOP IT BITCH! STOP! KIKI STOP!"

"MY FRIEND JUST GOT KILLED BY THE YES!"

"I MUST BELIEVE...IN THE YES!"

"THE YES...KNOWS ALL!"

"EVERYONE WE NEED TO HELP KIKI, Y'NEEDA SAY HER NAME!"

"KIKI! I LOVE YOU!"

"I LOVE YOU TO!"

"HERE, I HAVE AN ENERGY DRINK!"

"YOU SHOULD TRY IT!"

"OKAY!"

And that my friends was my dream, and it scared me.

"Mommy!"

"What Axey?"

"I-I..."

I need to go cuddle.


Me: Okay, so...

...

I don't own the Yes song, and I have no clue if I did that right.

Things get real crazy after 8:30...giggity.

Um...

And I actually had that dream in real life, so if you want review...

And tell me how strange I am.