So...I have an idea for a really silly story? Not sure if story is the right thing to call it...more like a column...a helpful, funny, smutty, column...

Wont you join me for Adventures of Super Peen and Wonder Coochie...

SM owns Edward and Bella...but I own SP and WC...

Enjoy...

Dear Super Peen and Wonder Coochie,

My husband often works long hours during the week, leaving him tired and irritable when he finally makes it home. I often let him relax in front of the TV and go to bed feeling needy and unsatisfied. I would like to ask for sex, but I feel guilty because I know he is tired and has worked hard all day. How do you suggest I make us both happy?

Sincerely,

Needy

Dear Needy,

This is Super Peen here to answer all your prayers.

First let me say...NO MAN is too tired for sex. Your poor husband is irritable because he ain't getting none and you leave him to watch TV every night.

Second MEN love when their women take what they want...we cant read your minds. I know I sure as hell can't figure out Wonder Cooch to save my life. One minute she is talking about blow jobs and the next she is asking if we have peanut butter. I ask you does she want the peanut butter for my fuck awesome peen or is she making a grocery list. You are all too hard to guess, so we like when you just say what you want.

So here is what you do...

Strip down to nothing, grab your man's dress shirt and only button a few in the middle. Kneel down in front of your husband while he is watching TV and ignore everything he says while you free his peen from his pants. Make lots of ooohs and aaahs...we like to have our egos stroked while your strokin our shit. Give a couple of sweet little licks and then suck the whole thing in your mouth as far as it goes. By this point the TV will be forgotten about and your husbands hand will be grabbing your hair, not the remote. Get your man all worked up and to the point of begging for release, then stop.

Shimmy your fine ass into his lap and ride that cowboy like you are at a rodeo.

I promise if you follow my instructions you will never be needy again.

Peen Out...

Damn now where is Wonder Cooch cuz I need some bucking rodeo action now...

A/N

So what do you think? This will be a smutterific series of Q and A...

I have no idea how often I will update this...I guess as questions arise...If you have a question please let me know...I want as many as you got and I will do my best to have SP and WC give their advice...

THANKS!