I do not own these characters, nor the Katy Perry lyrics, tune, or song.
This is to the tune of "I kissed a girl." Yes, the rhyming sucks, but that is because the rhyming in the Katy Perry song sucks and I was following the format of hers.
"Proud Buffy Nerd"
It clearly was always my fate
To become one of "those," when
I got into the fandom late
Round five years past "Chosen"
Now I am, an obsessed fan
Joss Whedon is my man
I over, analyze
Got an inch, and I ran
Proud Buffy nerd, gotta like it
Just Found a fanbase where I fit
Proud Buffy nerd, lovin' geeky wit
With vamps, Slayers, and hot Brits
The snark of Spike
The slink of Faith
The kick-ass moves of a blonde waif
Proud Buffy nerd, and I like it
I own all seven seasons, yes
Five Angels as well
I write fan fics that address
change to the details
Action figures in my room
I read the comic books
I rock t shirts, check the web for news!
Proud Buffy nerd and I will not hide
Got calendars, board game, and Watcher's Guide
Proud Buffy nerd, and I must have
Any cool keepsake I can nab
Faith's autograph, though you may laugh
I wear her skirt, signed in the back
Proud Buffy nerd, all bite, no bark
(Even got a bookmark)
Us fans, we are a bit deranged
Our Buffy fever never wanes
Seven years now, we still go, "Wow,
Spike/Faith spin-off woulda been insane..."
Proud Buffy nerd, not ashamed to say
Thanks to her, I discovered roleplay
Proud Buffy nerd, and I display
My Barbies made as characters to portray
Can easily quote, every episode wrote
Know the soundtracks note for note
Proud Buffy nerd, and i know it
Think I show it?