Title: Who's Your Daddy?
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Summary: Spike decides to add some kink to their sex life
Beta'd by: Whichclothes
Xander moaned as he arched up, taking more of Spike's cock in himself. He pumped his hips up to meet Spike, his hands in Spike's hair. "Fuck, Spike. So good, baby," Xander panted.
Spike ran his hand over Xander's throat; the feel of the blood rushing under the tanned skin. "I'm close, pet. Are you ready? Do you want to come for daddy?"
Xander's eyes widened and stopped all movement. "What did you just say?"
"Erm… come for daddy?" Spike repeated not sure why Xander had stopped.
"Get off!" Xander demanded and waited until Spike was on his side of the bed.
Spike frowned, he didn't expect that reaction. "What's wrong, Xan?"
"What's wrong? Do you even have to ask? 'Come for daddy'? Yeah that's real sexy! Now I'm thinking about my own father and there is nothing sexy about that!" Xander said, clearly disgusted.
"It was supposed to turn you on," Spike pouted.
"Well guess how much that didn't happen?" Xander threw an arm over his eyes. "What's up with you?"
Spike sighed and curled around Xander. "I just thought we'd try something new is all. I didn't know you'd have a bloody coronary about it."
"Why do you want to try something new? Are you bored… with me?" Xander asked; he had been waiting for this day.
"Bloody hell no!" Spike rubbed his forehead against Xander's naked chest. "I just thought you might like it."
Xander laughed, "I have to say not. I guess it was a nice try but the thought of my dad while you're plowing into me makes me a little sick."
"Guess I didn't think it through very well," Spike admitted with a grumble. Humans were just so sensitive!
"You get an E for effort," Xander told Spike and wrapped his arms around Spike. "But we are so not having sex tonight now," he said with a shudder. "If you want to try something different in the future just give me a heads up all right?"
Spike perked up, "Like a strict teacher and a naughty student?"
Xander grinned at that. "We can even buy a wooden ruler."
"You're the best, pet!" Spike said gleefully. He didn't mention that he already had a wooden ruler hidden under their bed, waiting to be used.